Yahoo! ;)
He was a naan believer.
Because It's Not Google...
But I joke other places, too.
Now she's a small medium at large.
You’ll avoid a riposte, and see how we’ve groan.
It's exhausting
I usually use Chrome, but today I'm on Edge.
Set to be called the Google Chromosome.
And I can't seem to find country music.
So close, yet sofa.
It's simple meth.
and I won't rest until I find it.
Or just a low ha
He doesn't know the area and gets himself lost. All he does know is that there are a lot of grizzly bears roaming around during the salmon spawn this time of year, so he's quite afraid to get out of his kayak.
The temperature starts to drop. He needs to stay warm, and decides to build a fire inside his little boat on the river.
He learnt a valuable lesson that night: you can't have your kayak and heat it too.
That way, your search cannot be fruitless.
Ask Peeves
They call me The Bounty Hunter.
Oh, nevermint, I found it.
" You know my method. It's founded upon the observation of Trifles. "
My first search for a mate brought no matches, but did give me plenty of prospects.
A minor.
It turned out to be a Fanta sea
I must have bought the right clothes, even my tracksuit pants.
Ornamints.
There once was this fella was born with a silver screw in his belly button. His parents, and later himself, searched far and wide trying to find someone that knew how this happened and how to remove it. As he grew older he cared less and less about the "how" and more about the removal. One day in his never-ending search he encountered a wizened woman who said that she knew of a place where you could go and a mysterious force would be able to remove the screw. But, before she provided the location she asked him if this was REALLY something he wanted done and if he knew all the consequences of his desire. The man hastily said that he was 10000% sure and more than well informed of the consequences. So, she gave him the location of the cave and the instructions on how to gain the help of the mysterious force. He was to go to the cave and sleep nude in the cave over night and by the morning his request would be fulfilled. He made his way to the spot with all due haste and followed the instructions to the letter. He did this and fell into a sound sleep. During the night a heavy fog rolled into the cave and a shining silver screwdriver floated into the cave with it. It floated down to the man and gently removed the screw. When the man woke up in the morning and saw the screw on the ground beside him he quickly reached down and felt his belly button. The screw was gone! He sprung up with great joy but the minute he landed after his leap of joy his butt fell off. He froze in horror and started to scream "Why did my butt fall off?" over and over.
The moral of the story is "Don't mess with things you don't understand or you will lose your butt."
The librarian replies, "It rings a bell, but I don't know if it's here or not."
We looked in every nook and granny!
“That’s just spam.”
All I could find were Finnish Hymns.
(crosspost from r/jokes, sorry if you've reddit before)
Chances are it'll be ground.
Because he was a known quack dealer
Now its all out of control
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