A water lily
He's a Singer songwriter, or sew it seams.
She wants to be a Singer-songwriter, or sew it seams.
for some reason the seamed confused when i asked how long it takes for the birds to grow.
Shit. Wrong thread.
It's not a front
She seamed surprised.
Or sew it seams
so I had to repair a penguinal hernia.
At least that's the way she seamed...
She seams nice
Me: Sew it seams.
Son - “No, it is cotton. Here,” as he reaches his arm out to me and I touch his sleeve.
Dad - “It’s felt now.”
But I can’t seam to find out where.
or sew it seams.
It just doesn’t seam right.
She said, "That's how it seams"
Tailor Swift
He seams better now
I want to start a page to post my embroidery projects in. Give me some puns about needles/floss/hoops and any other sewing and embroidery ideas.
Thanks!
Link to some of my work: https://imgur.com/gallery/DDBmG
Because he seamed like an asshole
Not sure what’s wrong, it just seams a little off.
Or at least sew its seams.
Me: "Is this pillowcase inside out? What are these raised edges?"
Her: "No, those are decorative, not seams. Well, they're seams too. But they're not un-seam-ly."
called Seams Legit.
....or at least sew its seams.
So we had all just finished eating supper, and I had just noticed my girlfriend had a really nice shirt on. So I commented on how well she had sewed up the back, and her mom:
"It seams like a good job"
I notice her underwear has these big seams on each side so I say "Hmm seems like that would be annoying" She starts laughing. I say "What?? I don't get it... oh SEAMS annoying.. ugh". I made my self groan unintentionally.
Text between two dads. Talking about our friend Sean but miss texted Seam.
Me: Can I get a ride from seams? Him: Yep but who is this seams guy will I like him? Me: Yeah you will like Seam. He really holds things together..
*Khakis: What you need to start the car in Boston.
*Haunted French pancakes give me the crepes.
*Doctors tell us there are over seven million people who are overweight. These, of course, are only round figures.
*What do you call a cow who gives no milk? ...A milk dud (or an udder failure)
*There was a terrible fight reported in our local shopping center. It just so happened that a news reporter from one of our local stations was there to record the entire episode. It was an altercation between a prominent dentist and a manicurist. Their disagreement escalated to the point that they wound up fighting each other tooth and nail.
*The little old woman who lived in a shoe wasn't the sole owner - there were strings attached.
*I recently saw a theatrical performance on puns... turned out, it was just a play on words!
*Have you ever tried watching a magician with an anger management problem? Every time he gets mad, he pulls his hare out!
*If you lose your hearing, is it ear replaceable? -Just wondering
*Harvard has long been known for its championship Rowing team – until this year. They had their first ever indecisive rower... he couldn’t choose either oar.
*I found an excellent seamstress who is so enthusiastic about her work that she's happy to make a pair of pants for you …or at least sew its seams.
*No matter how much you push the envelope, it'll still be stationery.
*I bought a new weed whacker yesterday & it is cutting-hedge technology!
*Did you see the movie about the hot dog? It was an Oscar Wiener.
*I read about a recent fire at the circus. The heat was in tents.
*I was saddened to hear that our local bakery was going out of business. They said they had decided to stop making donuts after they got tired of the hole thing.
*I decided that becoming a vegetarian was a missed steak.
*Why do seagulls fly over the sea? …Because if they flew over the bay, they’d be bagels!!
*I wonder if their manure spreader is the only equipment John Deere won't stand behind.
*I saw a very emotional wedding recently... even the cake was in tiers!
*I'm glad I'm not a cross-eyed teacher... otherwise I'd find it too difficult to control my pupils!
*What time is it when little white flakes fall past the classroom window? ...Snow and Tell
*I used to have a fear of hurdles, but I got over it.
*The other day I held the door open for a clown. I thought it was a nice jester.
*What kind of math do Snowy Owls like? …Owlgebra
*What
... keep reading on reddit ➡My wife starts getting her fabric cut and I tell her to watch out not to cut in line. I calmly say to her, "Everyone knows how these fabric people get. They would have us by the seam of our pants."
The best part: there is a lady who said, "do you have kids because that sounds like something a dad would say"
He's a Singer songwriter or sew it seams.
He's a Singer songwriter, sew it seams.
He's a Singer songwriter or sew it seams...
Or sew it seams.
