Scrolled Puns

Now we scroll through books on tablets.

So I added it to my watch later list.

WOW, these are kinda gouda.

She added giggling: you will take ages to log off.

Now I have stable wifi.

Now I have Kenny Loggins.

A waist of money.

To mount the other end would be a catastrophe.

There’s a nap for that.

The Elder Scrolls

i'd tell you a joke about bones. but it probably wont be a humerus as it should be. tibia honest, it doesnt have a lot of back bone put into it. it'll just make me seem like a numb skull anyways so, imma go skullking in the bar. see ya

He calls it: "The Punishment"

They scrolled.

Now it feels great in my living room!

Christian Bale!

A dead centipede

I'm really not a mourning person.

Feels like yesterday.

I hate it when you go to Facebook to check one thing and then bam, you're still there two hours later after getting Zucked in

I hope you scrolled past that.

It’s an extremely rare dish order.