Someone's been sawing logs in the restroom
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I saw 2 cows staring at me from behind the bush.
I think it was a steak out.
Why was the snowman embarrassed when people saw him buying a bag of carrots?
He got caught picking his nose!
What did the baby say when he saw his food in front of him?
Purée!!!
(I literally just came up with this and am a new dad. Please be gentle)
Saw this earlier today lmao
I once saw a one-handed man in a second-hand store. I told him, “I don’t think they have what you’re looking for, sir.”
I told him, “I don’t think they have what you’re looking for, sir.”
What did Yoda say when he saw himself in 4K?
My daughter told me she saw a deer on the way to school.
Me: “How do you know it was going to school?”
I thought I saw Michael J Fox at my local garden centre.
I'm not sure if it was him, though, as he had his back to the fuchsias
What did 2 say to 3 when they saw 6 acting like an idiot?
Don’t mind him. He is just a product of our times.
What did the beaver say when it saw it's home on fire?
Saw this from a web comic I read and had to share <3
Saw some cows on the roof playing poker...
I saw the Apple store get robbed once
I visited a monastery the other day and as I walked past the kitchen I saw a man frying chips. I asked him "Are you the friar?"
He replied "No, I'm the chip monk..."
Was driving by the prison the other night when I saw a midget climbing down from a window.
I said to myself, that’s a little condescending
Saw a werewolf at the bus stop this morning, or possibly just a very hairy guy.
Either way, the silver bullets worked.
Me and my Dad were in a car on our way to go hunting and saw a sign....
It said bear left, so we went home.
I saw a mountain with a lot of cows hanging out on it.
Must've been Mount Heiferest.
I just saw Jesus & a couple of His disciples drive past me in a new car
Looks like it was a Christler
Saw this on Instagram lol
I’ll never forget the day I saw the ugliest man I’ve ever seen.
The dude thought it was funny to copy my every move, he’s lucky there was a pane of glass between us.
Today I saw an ad that said "radio for sale, $1, volume knob stuck on full."
I thought, "I can't turn that down."
My wife told me she saw two EMTs walking over by the hospital. “Two EMTs?” I asked her...
...don’t you mean “pair o’ medics”?
I saw it all said the blind man,
I saw an ambulance with the lights on at the local mechanics today.
Guess they needed an emergency service.
Dad: I saw a woman with 12 breasts
Me: That sounds strange...
Dad: Dozen tit
YOU’RE WELCOME 💋
I just saw that Chuck Yeager has died
...and then I heard it a few seconds later
I saw my nephew browsing some weird porn
What's the world coming to?
Why are you cuddling that saw?
For emotional support.
It's my coping saw.
My mum is terrified of rodents. The other day she saw a mouse and immediately pulled a knife on it.
"Mum!!! You're going to get us kicked out of Disney world. "
I saw a great movie about databases.
I can’t wait for the SQL.
Was checking my son's essay about the countryside and saw he kept writing the word 'hll'. So I told him to never forget...
Saw this on r/unexpected, thought it was funny so here we are :) I’ll be sure to add the link to the OG post in the comments incase you wanna see it
Thought I just saw Shaggy in the supermarket...
What did Zeus say when he saw everyone getting drunk and acting foolish on Mt. Olympus?
Saw a fish riding a bicycle the other day. Shocked, and curious, I asked it, “How on earth is this possible‽” Fish looked at me and said:
Nothing, silly. Fish don’t talk.
When I saw how much she tipped me...
I went into the kitchen and saw a hurricane making a pot of tea
I thought hmm, there's a storm brewing
I just saw my wife trip over and drop a basket of clothes she just ironed.
The first time I saw her, at her honey stall at the farmers market, I knew right away...
I was driving through Las Vegas when I saw an ant riding a gazelle to a wedding chapel.
It was my first time seeing an ant elope.
I saw a guy walk into a store and buy 5 smoke machines, so I called the cops.
He must be in some extreme mist group.
What did Yoda say when he saw himself in 4K?
My daughter told me she saw a deer on the way to school.
Me: “How do you know it was going to school?”
What did 2 tell 3 when he saw 6 acting like an idiot?
Don’t mind him. He is just a product of our times.
What did the beaver say when it saw its impoundment on fire?
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