Chain-Saw
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What would a 'magical (chain)saw which can sprint' be called in the realm of Middle-Earth?

Sauron

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I had to replace my chain saw

The old one just wasn't cutting it anymore.

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👤︎ u/4x4Welder
📅︎ Mar 29 2020
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This chain saw
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👤︎ u/CDJ_13
📅︎ Feb 24 2019
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Chain Saw and Hammer Drill imgur.com/rUlPQDT
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👤︎ u/jambronia
📅︎ Oct 25 2017
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A chain saw imgur.com/2WWub1N
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👤︎ u/mykeuk
📅︎ Apr 20 2015
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I thought I saw a chain of small coral islands.

But it wasn't one. Not atoll.

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👤︎ u/mindmann
📅︎ Mar 20 2017
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[Meta] Can anyone think of a good dad joke gift idea?

I wanted to make my Dad a chainsaw for Christmas, but I'm not sure if we have the saw and I don't want to ruin a perfectly good chain for it.

Can anyone think of another dad joke gift, like a quarter pounder with cheese?

EDIT: I did the quarter-pounder with cheese. I used little rubber bands, (The kind kids make bracelets from) popsicle sticks and a rolled-up piece of sturdy paper. If anybody wants to make it, let me know and I'll go into more detail.

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👤︎ u/Ancel3
📅︎ Dec 16 2015
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dadjoked my girlfriend today

I am trying to cut down a small tree that has grown through the fence at multiple points where it has engulfed a good portion of the fence. I asked my girlfriend to ask her parents if they have a chain saw to help with the job.

Girlfriend: "They don't have a chain saw, but they have a hedge trimmer."

Me: "Hedge trimmer is not strong enough. That's just not going to CUT it.

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👤︎ u/jjb9pd
📅︎ Aug 11 2014
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