The other replied, “Tiiiiimmmber!”
A brilliant man created a new chainsaw that only required 5 grams of sodium chloride and just one AA battery to work. It was charged with a salt and battery.
You cut the table in half, because two halves make a hole.
Shit. Now I have to send a saw to 5 other people.
One's a felon feeling glum, and the other is a feline felling glum
It was a real stihl.