Keanu Revs A Chainsaw
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Rarithlynx
πŸ“…︎ Feb 11 2021
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chainsaw
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πŸ‘€︎ u/gcknight
πŸ“…︎ Aug 08 2020
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Two lumberjacks were cutting wood. One of them shouted at the other over the noise of the chainsaw, β€œWhat was the name of that tree ring dating app you were using?”

The other replied, β€œTiiiiimmmber!”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/pippingigi
πŸ“…︎ Sep 10 2020
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Chainsaw
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Minewrecker
πŸ“…︎ Feb 25 2020
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chainsaw
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Kai_T4
πŸ“…︎ Jan 23 2020
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A man had a chainsaw accident and lost 2 fingers. He lost 20% of his touch.

Ouch.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Rav4xle
πŸ“…︎ Jun 09 2020
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My new chainsaw
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πŸ‘€︎ u/TheRedBow
πŸ“…︎ Aug 06 2018
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Chainsaws

A brilliant man created a new chainsaw that only required 5 grams of sodium chloride and just one AA battery to work. It was charged with a salt and battery.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/5Dimensional
πŸ“…︎ Dec 17 2019
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The 4chan Chainsaw
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πŸ‘€︎ u/GingerManBearPig
πŸ“…︎ Oct 27 2018
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CHAINsaw
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πŸ‘€︎ u/MoTheCow
πŸ“…︎ Feb 06 2019
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You are stuck in a cement room with only a table and a chainsaw, how do you get out?

You cut the table in half, because two halves make a hole.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Rottweiler67
πŸ“…︎ Jul 22 2019
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Someone sent me a chainsaw in the mail today.

Shit. Now I have to send a saw to 5 other people.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ May 21 2019
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It’s a chainsaw
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πŸ‘€︎ u/LoonWithASpoon
πŸ“…︎ Aug 06 2018
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Chainsaw?
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πŸ‘€︎ u/flashmanMRP
πŸ“…︎ Jun 26 2017
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What's the difference between a thief that's struggling with depression, and some gum trees getting chopped down by a cat with a chainsaw?

One's a felon feeling glum, and the other is a feline felling glum

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πŸ‘€︎ u/deepBlueCheese
πŸ“…︎ Feb 21 2019
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I found a chainsaw at an amazing price today.

It was a real stihl.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/urbestfriend9000
πŸ“…︎ Dec 14 2014
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After Handing Me The Chainsaw,

Here, hold Stihl for me.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Esrange
πŸ“…︎ Nov 03 2014
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What's the difference between a toothpick and a chainsaw?

If you don't know, you better not pick your teeth!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/grrlove
πŸ“…︎ Aug 05 2014
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