Salt Lake City is concerned that too many teens are rebelling by going "Goth"
Mormon Emo Problems
It's really hard being dyslexic in Salt Lake City.
The other day I went out looking for a good trip; ended up a Mormon.
My In-Laws Went to Salt Lake City...
...They learned a lot of history about Joseph Smith, who apparently had close to 40 wives. They were telling us this, and my mother-in-law said that he once stated that he "thought no more of taking another wife than buying a cow", to which my wife commented "...Wivestock!"
I love her so much.
