My father was disappointed when I told him I would be helping construct and pave a cul-de-sac.

He told me it was a dead-end job.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Roivas14
πŸ“…︎ Feb 16 2019
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What are the tiny sacs in an Italian Man’s lungs called?

Raveoli

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πŸ‘€︎ u/mkeyhi
πŸ“…︎ Nov 29 2018
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I had to leave my job as a cul-de-sac designer

It was such a dead end job.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Moe_Bot
πŸ“…︎ Aug 24 2018
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Why was the horse kicked out of the cul - de - sac?

Because he upset the NEIGHHHHbors!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/kooliojulo
πŸ“…︎ Jul 04 2018
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[Facebook] "So I saw a hearse trying to turn around in a cul-de-sac"

"I started giggling stupidly because...

I realised that it had reached a dead end!"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/henry82
πŸ“…︎ Nov 14 2013
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What’s a microscopic dead end street?

Molecule-de-sac

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πŸ“…︎ Jan 10 2021
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Goldilocks, running from the 3 bears, finds herself in a dead end with nothing but a bag of ice. Papa bear is Drunk and scary. What happens next?

A Goldy-smack with a cold sack in a cul de sac, which is more than a bear with beer could bare.

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Granddads are still Dads

Grandpa: the young boy in the neighborhood is really mean. He fed the neighbors cat gasoline. It ran around the cul de sac a couple times. Then up a tree. Then down the tree. Then it just plopped over

Me: Dead?

Grandpa: No. It just ran out of gas.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Visell
πŸ“…︎ Aug 09 2015
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My wife brought it on herself...

We flipped on the TV the other night and happened to come across a documentary on the mating ritual of the grouse. As the males danced on the lek, majestically splaying their feathers and swelling their neck sacs, my wife looked at me and said:

My wife: "Are you as turned on as I am?"

Me: "Absolutely. You could consider me highly agroused."

Oh, how I bathed in the cringe-worthy look on her face. Huzzah!

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πŸ“…︎ May 22 2015
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I had to leave my job as a cul-de-sac designer...

.... It was a dead end job.

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πŸ“…︎ Mar 18 2018
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