Rules Of Thumb Puns

A list of puns related to "Rules Of Thumb"

As a rule of thumb ALWAYS have a squid on your side when you're in a fight

they're well armed

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👤︎ u/bronzeaardvark
📅︎ Feb 05 2021
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I use my index finger as a rule of thumb.
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👤︎ u/VaiterZen
📅︎ Apr 30 2019
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When a dictator gives you a thumbs up or thumbs down

it’s just a rule of thumb

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👤︎ u/bismuth482
📅︎ Oct 30 2018
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My Doctor is a Dad

I went to the doctor with a hand injury from playing football (in the British sense). I hyper extended my thumb and I have a weird lump on the side. He said there's not much to be done about it. I asked how long the pain might last. He said...

"About two or three months... As a rule of thumb"

Bravo!

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👤︎ u/percymiracles
📅︎ Dec 31 2016
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If you measure the length of your thumb, you now have a consistent measuring tool with you at all times.

In other words, a consistent rule of thumb.

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👤︎ u/sykilik101
📅︎ Mar 17 2015
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