There are two unwritten rules in life
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πŸ‘€︎ u/felinebarbecue
πŸ“…︎ Jan 19 2021
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As a rule of thumb ALWAYS have a squid on your side when you're in a fight

they're well armed

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πŸ‘€︎ u/bronzeaardvark
πŸ“…︎ Feb 05 2021
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Why are there rules in croquet?

So they can have lawn order.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/efriedguy
πŸ“…︎ Feb 26 2021
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Dad told me the three most important unwritten rules in life.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Hitno
πŸ“…︎ Aug 28 2020
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The TSA detained a passenger in possession of a slide rule, compass and calculator...

They said he was carrying weapons of math instruction, and was a member of the Alge-bra movement.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/andersonfmly
πŸ“…︎ May 22 2020
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Does Dr. Fauci believe in the 5 second rule...

Only time will tell

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πŸ‘€︎ u/nicksparx
πŸ“…︎ Apr 17 2020
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My grandpa always told me there are two important rules in life:

1: Never give out all the information.

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πŸ“…︎ Aug 31 2019
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[Meta] can we make it a rule that any comment from pun patrol will result in an insta ban from this subreddit?

It is incredibly lame to see the same comment in each and every thread. Like I don’t understand what fun do they get.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/tahmid5
πŸ“…︎ May 08 2019
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What are the general rules and etiquette around reposting, both in Reddit and this subreddit?

I wanna repost something, but I'm a little on the fence about it.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Plucium
πŸ“…︎ Dec 08 2018
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"I make the rules in this house, son. You're going to have to listen to me for the rest of your life."

"You mean for the rest of your life, dad."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Jan_Tik
πŸ“…︎ Aug 28 2019
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TIL: A little known rule in the NFL prohibits players to have chicken as pets.

It’s considered a personal fowl.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ May 04 2019
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Rule #1 the bad guys are always German. Even in Disney's Mulan she ended up...

... fighting the Hans.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/sdric
πŸ“…︎ Oct 06 2018
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Wrote some quotes on my feet in preparation for an exam, the rules never mentioned anything against using footnotes
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πŸ‘€︎ u/casperillion
πŸ“…︎ Sep 20 2018
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What's the first rule of doing business in France?

ROI is king.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ninjeff
πŸ“…︎ Apr 14 2015
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(after a giant plate of Haluski (a Czech cabbage dish)) girlfriend- "my rule tonight, you CANNOT fart in my car..."

Me- I guess you'll just have to drop me off at the gas station then.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/RNrhinorrhea
πŸ“…︎ Jul 11 2017
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There are three unwritten rules in life:
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πŸ‘€︎ u/HarshMillennium
πŸ“…︎ Mar 06 2020
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There are 3 unwritten rules in life
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πŸ‘€︎ u/jutnlink123
πŸ“…︎ Oct 02 2018
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There are three unwritten rules in life:
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πŸ“…︎ Jul 29 2019
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