That's ruff, even if it is garbage behavior
A rare bird that's a little ruff around the edges
A three-legged dog limps into a saloon and says…
“I’m looking for the man who shot my paw.”
I gave my dog a beer last night. I asked him how he felt this morning.
What's the difference between a Golfer and a Skydiver?
The Golfer goes Smack, "Darn", and the Skydiver goes "Darn", Smack.
When they say it's raining cats and dogs
I guess you could say the weather is pretty ruff
Request: I need an ocean/sailing pun for a short group name. Thanks in advance
As the title says.
Edit: I should have mentioned earlier but they should be pg as there are younger kids involved.
Why is a lazy dog like a piece of paper?
A piece of paper with writing on it is an ink lined plane.
An inclined plane is a slope up.
A slow pup is a lazy dog.
It's raining cats and dogs here
I just stepped in a poodle
I asked my dog what's two minus two.
Accidentally used the dog shampoo today...
Now I’m feeling like such a good boy, yes I am. I am such a good boy!!!
I’m teaching my dog to golf.
He’s got little paws in his back swing.
What makes dogs loyal?
They stay with you even when life is ruff ruff
I have a pet tree.
It's like a pet dog, but the bark is quieter.
A three-legged dog walks into a saloon in the Old West.
He sidles up to the bar and says: "I'm looking for the man who shot my paw."
Do you know how easy it is to put together a dog’s birthday party?
What do you call a dog with no back legs and steel balls?
Is a blind man walked into a bar
A blind man walks into a bar with a seeing eye dog. He picks the dog up and begins to spin around. When the bartender asked the man "Hey what are you doing?" The guy replies "just looking around."
Parenting achievement unlocked
While watching the UConn Huskies play, my 7 year old daughter dropped these gems:
"UConn, you can win this game."
"That was ruff for the Huskies."
My love of dogs has gotten out of control and yesterday it almost killed me
I had an accidental roverdose
Why do dogs make bad dancers?
Because they have two left feet!
My voice is a little husky this morning.
If this keeps up, by this evening I’ll be totally malamute.
(Note to self: Visit the lab)
I once took a college course on baking boutique dog treats, but I flunked out.
My dog didn't eat my homework.
What do you call a dog magician?
my dog was chasing people on a bike
It got so bad i took his bike away
Jeff it looks like you’re in a ruff situation..
Outside of a dog, a book is a man's best friend.
Inside of a dog, it's too dark to read anyway.
The other day, I opened the door to two policemen who told me “we’ve had reports from your neighbours that your dog was chasing a kid on a bike.”
I said, “that’s ridiculous. My dog doesn’t even know how to ride a bike.”
A man walks into a zoo and the only animal there was a dog
Why don't people laugh at dog jokes?
That's why it sounded ruff.
Boy, this traffic is ruff
What did one dog say to the other after getting neutered?
I took my dog’s anti-anxiety medication on accident.
Now I’m worried things are going to get ruff.
It’s been a ruff day for this farmer
I asked my dog, "What's two minus two?
I asked my dog how his week was going
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