Producing a amateur stage show which features Mr Trump. He ends the show setting up a small shop/fast food /grocery shop in a small rural location.
What would his shop be called? Hit me with your puns!
He probably has quite the hair-care bill, but I'm sure he's willing toupee for it.
It seems that everyone on the internet is Russian to say good things about him.
After his inauguration speech, everyone gave him a big hand.
His favorite winter Olympic event is the LYUUUUGE!
The other half of his supporters can be described with ancient, mystical legends: the Deep Lore-ables.
Nobody will be able to use cheap cotton drapes or table cloths after his ban on muslins.
Since the start of the cold war, many U.S. presidents have pissed off the Russians. Trump is the first to be accused of pissing ON them.
I subscribed to his newsletter because I never turn down a free MAGA-zine subscription.
Melania got used to everyone crowded into Trump Tower during the campaign. Now that everyone's gone, she looks around and it's just a little Barron.
Joke that inspired me is here : https://www.reddit.com/r/puns/comments/5p4ebt/on_donald_trumps_inaguration/
Evidently not two though
Krav MAGA.
I said okay... Bi den.
They’re both big fans of coos.
Everyone there is saying “Pardon me” all the time now.
"For drinking." replies the cop.
"Great" says the man. "When do we start?"
An Optical Aleutian
I’ll see myself out...
A Civil Serpent.
I saw it coming from a kilometer away.
Does this make it a chicken coup?
He certainly has plenty of experience
I considered him more of a sedan-guy with a chauffeur.
you shout "Donald, Duck" & everybody would just laugh
Attempting a coup
Well it’s not a law it’s a mandate
He just can't part with it.
That's very unpresidented
If it had direction, it would be called “Velocity”.
Unpresidented.
Electile dysfunction
...but with a WI/MI/PA!
The others are forbiden.
Credit to u/i_like_it_eilat
Cause it’s for-biden
(on the condition he gets to install Windows in it)
A carrot.
Because it’s forBiden.
It was a little con descending in my opinion.
He kept on Biden me
They insist on bringing a baby to full term.
I don't know why exactly, they just said it was for biddin'
Because it is for biden
