Producing a amateur stage show which features Mr Trump. He ends the show setting up a small shop/fast food /grocery shop in a small rural location.
What would his shop be called? Hit me with your puns!
He probably has quite the hair-care bill, but I'm sure he's willing toupee for it.
It seems that everyone on the internet is Russian to say good things about him.
After his inauguration speech, everyone gave him a big hand.
His favorite winter Olympic event is the LYUUUUGE!
The other half of his supporters can be described with ancient, mystical legends: the Deep Lore-ables.
Nobody will be able to use cheap cotton drapes or table cloths after his ban on muslins.
Since the start of the cold war, many U.S. presidents have pissed off the Russians. Trump is the first to be accused of pissing ON them.
I subscribed to his newsletter because I never turn down a free MAGA-zine subscription.
Melania got used to everyone crowded into Trump Tower during the campaign. Now that everyone's gone, she looks around and it's just a little Barron.
Joke that inspired me is here : https://www.reddit.com/r/puns/comments/5p4ebt/on_donald_trumps_inaguration/
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Hmm guess he wants to make America grate again 🤔
Mmm peach mint.
A double scoop.
Evidently not two though
I said okay... Bi den.
That’s just unpresidented
Krav MAGA.
It’s forbiden
Everyone there is saying “Pardon me” all the time now.
Because it’s FOR BIDEN
They’re both big fans of coos.
"For drinking." replies the cop.
"Great" says the man. "When do we start?"
An Optical Aleutian
I’ll see myself out...
I saw it coming from a kilometer away.
Ok. Bi-den.
A Civil Serpent.
I didn't even get to hear them play live yet
It’s called Diarrhoea of a Madman
I dun made dat un up mah-self
Does this make it a chicken coup?
Well it’s not a law it’s a mandate
But he had hell toupee
He certainly has plenty of experience
He just can't part with it.
That's very unpresidented
you shout "Donald, Duck" & everybody would just laugh
If it had direction, it would be called “Velocity”.
I considered him more of a sedan-guy with a chauffeur.
Electile dysfunction
Unpresidented.
...but with a WI/MI/PA!
The others are forbiden.
Credit to u/i_like_it_eilat
Because its for-Biden
Because its forbidden
