Rpgs Puns

A list of puns related to "Rpgs"

Why do they always use thieves as the high speed units in RPGs?

Because they're so dodgy.

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👤︎ u/MrSquigles
📅︎ Aug 06 2020
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Mate of mine used a modified Fatman in a New Vegas inspired talbetop-RPG. We both found the damage calculation of the lingering damage the GM thought of quite punny:

"Type: Radioactive Fallout, 7d6"

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👤︎ u/RoughShadow
📅︎ Sep 21 2019
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A RPG.
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👤︎ u/buttsecks42069
📅︎ Feb 25 2019
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Grinding an RPG builds character.
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👤︎ u/freak329
📅︎ Nov 26 2019
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I heard SEGA received an offer to collaborate with Square Enix for a new Sonic RPG, but turned them down

The workplace was a No-Fly Zone.

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👤︎ u/OrokinSkywalker
📅︎ Oct 10 2019
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What do you call a fusion between an RPG and a chair?

A rocket laun-chair

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👤︎ u/Wtf_was_that_bs
📅︎ Jun 08 2019
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If there was an RPG based on furniture

I'd pick the decoration class. Gotta get those Evaseve perks.

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👤︎ u/Redtyestar
📅︎ Feb 13 2019
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Help me remember the pun I had. For a RPG game I was planning an encounter with a walking brothel/whore house (like howl's moving castle)and the whorehouse had a really punny name.

I can only think of "The bone wanderer", but what I had was better than that and I cant remember it. please make suggestions, and maybe it'll be close enough to spark my memory

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👤︎ u/camerawn
📅︎ Feb 12 2018
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So, i'm playing this RPG called "Learn Japanese to survive Hirigana battle!"

I tell you what, there's some memorable characters in it.

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👤︎ u/zemtor
📅︎ Jul 02 2016
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What do you call two crows sitting together?

An attempted murder.

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👤︎ u/DocDerz
📅︎ Jan 14 2020
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Did you hear about the turn-based game with rocket launchers?

The RPG RPG

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👤︎ u/Baikeru
📅︎ Sep 22 2017
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Some terrorists are undergraduate

While some RPG

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👤︎ u/rajprakash_99
📅︎ Aug 17 2019
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About my light drinking years

Context: My friends and I were playing an RPG (along the lines of DnD) over skype. I was describing a past event in my perpetually ridiculously drunken bard's life.

Friend 1: So wait, were you drunk at this moment?

Friend 2: Do you need to ask?

Me: Well, I only had a few pints of whiskey that evening. In terms of drinking, those were my light years.

Friend 1: Would you say that those were your...

...buzzed light years?

So many levels of pun, I couldn't believe it.

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👤︎ u/illdiewithoutpi
📅︎ Apr 09 2016
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