Because they're so dodgy.
"Type: Radioactive Fallout, 7d6"
The workplace was a No-Fly Zone.
A rocket laun-chair
I'd pick the decoration class. Gotta get those Evaseve perks.
I can only think of "The bone wanderer", but what I had was better than that and I cant remember it. please make suggestions, and maybe it'll be close enough to spark my memory
I tell you what, there's some memorable characters in it.
An attempted murder.
The RPG RPG
Context: My friends and I were playing an RPG (along the lines of DnD) over skype. I was describing a past event in my perpetually ridiculously drunken bard's life.
Friend 1: So wait, were you drunk at this moment?
Friend 2: Do you need to ask?
Me: Well, I only had a few pints of whiskey that evening. In terms of drinking, those were my light years.
Friend 1: Would you say that those were your...
...buzzed light years?
So many levels of pun, I couldn't believe it.
