A list of puns related to "Pts"
Me, playing darts: Ah, that's a prime target
My friend: What?
Me: *throws dart* heel yeah, 13 pts!
A PT Cruiser
I was working for a carpenter as work experience. He just got me to move planks from one pile to another
and woodn't you know it but I got pt having enough pretty board of not having actual qualitree experience.
I ended up getting so frustrated that I insulted him till I ran out of insults and was stumped. That's the story of how I decided to leaf being a builder behind me and branch out into new careers.
SO and I were walking in Port Angeles, WA near the octopus statue made out of small rocks and pebbles... and we overheard this conversation between a kid and his dad:
> Dad, is that an octopus?
> No, son, that's a rock-topus.
My dad recently started working out, and so he got a personal trainer at our local gym. Earlier today they were texting each other....
Dad: Hey, are you available 5pm on Tuesday?
PT: I believe so. Let me get back to you to confirm that.
Dad: K, sounds good. I'm free other days as well, so if Tuesday doesn't work then no sweat :)
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