A list of puns related to "Rottweilers"
Just the Rottweiler
“Well,” the vet says, “Let’s have a look at him.” The vet picks up the dog and looks into his eyes. After a few second the he says, “I’m afraid I’m going to have to put him down.”
The shocked owner replies, “what?! Because he’s cross-eyed?!”
“No, because he’s heavy.”
I took my Rottweiler to the vet because it’s cross eyed, he lifted it up to look at it then said:
“I’m going to have to put this dog down.”
“What!? Why!” I exclaimed. “Because it’s cross eyed?”
“No, because it’s heavy”. He replied.
Every Christmas Eve we all watch Christmas Vacation, basically our tradition. For those of you that don't know the movie, the one cousin, Eddy, has a rottweiler with a sinus condition so he has mucus all over. When they bring out the dog my dad says to my little brother, "Do you know what kind of dog that is? It's a snotweiler!" He laughed for a good 10 minutes.
Just the Rottweiler.
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