I left my Ribeyes in the elevator...

The steaks have never been higher

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πŸ‘€︎ u/hotsprings1234
πŸ“…︎ Oct 04 2020
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Why doesn’t McDonalds serve ribeye?

Because that would be a McSteak

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MynameisMatlock
πŸ“…︎ Jul 24 2020
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why couldn’t the vampire choose between ribeye, sirloin or T bone?

Because he was scared of stakes

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thisispeculiar
πŸ“…︎ May 21 2020
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Me: "We had ribeye for supper, you can microwave some leftovers if you are hungry." Son: "No, y'all ate it all."

Me: "What!? There must be some missed steak!"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/soulscribble
πŸ“…︎ May 18 2020
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I got home to find the rest of my family eating dinner. My son said "we'll you should have gotten home sooner", as he ate the last piece of ribeye.

I said "I guess that was my missed steak."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/virtual_no_body
πŸ“…︎ Oct 14 2019
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A ribeye looks over at the spiky hammer, and asks the cube steak, "What's that?"

Cube steak: beats me.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/nutbagger18
πŸ“…︎ Nov 06 2019
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Why is it risky to buy ribeye and sirloin directly from a cattle rancher?

Because he raises the steaks.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/urbanek2525
πŸ“…︎ Mar 09 2019
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The waiter gave me a ribeye that I didn’t order

It was a mis-steak

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πŸ‘€︎ u/paoerfuuul
πŸ“…︎ Apr 09 2019
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A steak pun

Is a rare medium well done.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/jevt1987
πŸ“…︎ Jan 05 2020
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Brainstorming food/movie theme nights. It es-kale-lated quickly. Only thing in my Bumble profile now.

When Harry Met Salad

What About Ke-Bob

Cumin to America

Weekend at Bearneaise II

Steakin I, II, & III

A Few Good Salmon

You’ve Got Kale

Shawshank Re-Dim Sum

Romancing the Scone

An Γ‰clair to Remember

Roman Hollandaise

Glazed and Confused

Bill & Ted’s Eggcellent Adventure

The Evil Bread

Kiss Kiss Bang Bang Shrimp

Fondue the Right Thing

Ribeyes Wide Shut


Plante of the Grapes

Spider Manchu

Sushis All That

A Wok to Remember

Marsala-la Land

Apocalypse Cow

Die Chard

Die Chard with a Vinaigrette

Hogan’s Gyros

The Sand Latkes

A League of their Macaroni

Revenge of the Curds

Rush S’More

Braising Arizona

Demolition Ham

10 Things I hate About Ewe


Oliver and Com-penne

Dirty Rotten Chanterelles

Sex and the Satay

The Truth About Cats & Hotdogs

Morella Enchanted

Provolone Together

Clear and Pheasant Danger

The Big Chili

LΓ©mon: The Professional


Hocous Pocous

High Fi-Deli Meat


The Fifth Elementos

Muensters Inc.

There’s Something About Rosemary

I Am Ham

Quiche Lorraine Man

Barley & Me

Lentil Giants

Peggy SoufflΓ© Got Married

Face Stroganoff

Con GruyΓ©re

Fast Times at Porridgemont High

Bok Choys in the Hood


Requinoa for a Dream

Serial Cardamom

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πŸ‘€︎ u/kat_fogg
πŸ“…︎ Jan 15 2019
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