Animals should be treated kindness, respect and....
... a little bit of salt.
I respect anyone and everyone...
Who doesn’t touch the thermostat.
Who respect actors the most?
Backstage crew. Always giving props to them.
I respect the people who are able to sit and stay at home during these times.
They are my idles.
Why don’t Captain America and Dr. Strange respect each other?
Because there’s no honor amongst Steves.
We got pulled over and the cop wanted to know if my dad knew why. "With all due respect sir," my dad replied...
"If you forgot, I'm not going to remind you."
A good way to respect the dead
is to not fall asleep at a wake.
Rocks don't get the respect they deserve.
A lot of people take them for granite.
I have a lot of respect for fans of football teams that consist of only ghosts
They have a lot of spirit
I've always had a lot of respect for people who work in sewers.....
.....I mean, the shit they have to go through
AF stands for Absolute Respect.
My father deserves to be tree-ted with respect. old.reddit.com/r/dadjokes…
Why does everyone admire and respect their feet?
Because feet are legends
You should respect your teeth, they have fillings too
Toilets don’t get the respect they deserve
They have to deal with so much of crap every day
My favourite chicken is called "Respect & Admiration Chicken".
I cook it in esteemer.
You should respect swiss cheese
Because it's holey
I really respect the folks who make and source small items for movies.
Props to them.
I'll always respect those who donate testicles.
It really does take balls.
Why doesn't anyone respect the cow's opinion?
Because their point is moo.
It's all about mutual respect.
My brother was talking about planting new plants at his house.
Him: I just want ones that don't leaf.
Me: Maybe if you treated your plants better they wouldn't leaf.
Blank stare
