Why is the wildebeast the most respected animal on reddit?

he sorts by gnu.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Sugarweed120
πŸ“…︎ Jan 18 2019
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Why are Genghis Khan's achievements so respected?

Because he had to fight every steppe of the way.

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Respect the trees
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My wife thinks I don't respect her privacy...

At least that's what her diary says.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/hallsguide
πŸ“…︎ Mar 27 2021
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Respect nature, my deer
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πŸ‘€︎ u/The_Planet_A
πŸ“…︎ Nov 30 2020
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Midwives deserve a lot of respect...

They really help people out.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/VERBERD
πŸ“…︎ Nov 18 2020
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You know why I respect Canadians?

Because they always bring their Eh Game.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/tkseizetheday
πŸ“…︎ Oct 31 2020
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My favorite Christmas songs are Respect and Chain of Fools.

They're Christmas music because they're sung by A-wreath-a Franklin.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/bobskimo
πŸ“…︎ Dec 21 2020
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Sounds more respectable and hot.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/bhushanw-tf
πŸ“…︎ Sep 05 2020
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It occurred to me today that I would have loved to see two of my favorite bands from the 90s, led respectively by David Usher and Gavin Rossdale, on the same ticket. The sign on the theatre would have been epic.

Moist Bush.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/average_legend
πŸ“…︎ Nov 13 2020
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Feet deserve respect.

They're legends.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Macackers
πŸ“…︎ Sep 11 2020
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Respect is urn-ed.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/OverSpeedClutch
πŸ“…︎ Aug 16 2020
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We should raise the Lego bricks and help them to a normal Level of Respect!

They have been stepped on for far too long.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/A_German_Memer
πŸ“…︎ Oct 18 2020
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I have a lot of respects for midgets

It would be wrong of me to look down on them

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Slymood
πŸ“…︎ Oct 06 2020
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I used to organize my change by putting each coin into their respective cage, but someone stole all the nickles!

Now I have a nickleless cage...

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Einetio
πŸ“…︎ Jun 19 2020
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Animals should be treated kindness, respect and....

... a little bit of salt.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/NZOC
πŸ“…︎ Jul 18 2020
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Most mushrooms are kind and respectful

But every once in a while you find one that is downright shit talky.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/BokenUnbroken
πŸ“…︎ Jul 17 2020
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What's the respectful way to bury a cow?

cream-ate them

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Dangerfolf
πŸ“…︎ Apr 27 2020
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What do you call a respectable color changing lizard?

A stand-up chameleon.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Naitraen
πŸ“…︎ May 15 2020
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I respect anyone and everyone...

Who doesn’t touch the thermostat.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/WhiteWalterBlack
πŸ“…︎ Jun 15 2020
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Who respect actors the most?

Backstage crew. Always giving props to them.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/abhilashmurthy
πŸ“…︎ May 20 2020
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Treet plants with respect,

Or leaf them alone!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/WoozyDragon
πŸ“…︎ Jan 05 2020
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I respect the people who are able to sit and stay at home during these times.

They are my idles.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/FinalCaveat
πŸ“…︎ Apr 01 2020
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We got pulled over and the cop wanted to know if my dad knew why. "With all due respect sir," my dad replied...

"If you forgot, I'm not going to remind you."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Jan_Tik
πŸ“…︎ Nov 11 2019
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Why don’t Captain America and Dr. Strange respect each other?

Because there’s no honor amongst Steves.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TheXMarkSpot
πŸ“…︎ Mar 10 2020
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Rocks don't get the respect they deserve.

A lot of people take them for granite.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/JEJoll
πŸ“…︎ Jul 16 2019
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People think being a waitress isn't a respectable job.

But hey, it puts food on the table.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/polic1
πŸ“…︎ Feb 24 2019
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Mandatory temperature screening will be required for fans attending the Foreigner reunion concert.

If you’re hot blooded, they’ll check it and see.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/sierrasport
πŸ“…︎ May 24 2020
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A good way to respect the dead

is to not fall asleep at a wake.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/VaiterZen
πŸ“…︎ Dec 13 2019
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Respect
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πŸ‘€︎ u/andersonlanderson
πŸ“…︎ Jul 05 2019
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Respect the classics, man.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/doFloridaRight
πŸ“…︎ Nov 12 2018
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I have a lot of respect for fans of football teams that consist of only ghosts

They have a lot of spirit

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MonotoneYay
πŸ“…︎ Sep 08 2019
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What technology does the Chinese Government use to determine which dance moves are appropriate and respectable?

Motion censors

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πŸ‘€︎ u/boogerknows
πŸ“…︎ Oct 24 2019
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Respects to Mr. Agen
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I've always had a lot of respect for people who work in sewers.....

.....I mean, the shit they have to go through

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Anassis
πŸ“…︎ Jun 29 2019
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AF stands for Absolute Respect.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/defucktive_potato
πŸ“…︎ Feb 07 2019
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There once was a farm, famed for the high quality of product from the award winning cows, many spoke of it in hushed, respectful tones, but none could say where it was, and many claimed, but none could prove that they had been there.

It was legendairy.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/yeahmaybe2
πŸ“…︎ Feb 04 2019
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My father deserves to be tree-ted with respect. old.reddit.com/r/dadjokes…
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πŸ‘€︎ u/idkflycasual
πŸ“…︎ Jan 18 2019
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You should respect your teeth, they have fillings too
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Haydstradamus
πŸ“…︎ Sep 13 2018
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Wish me luck in the London Marathon today. I managed a respectable, 3 hours, 12 minutes, last year...

This year, I will try to beat that but, I usually get bored and end up turning over to watch something else...

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πŸ‘€︎ u/nathan_nuggets
πŸ“…︎ Apr 28 2019
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Did you see that meteor shower?

No, I respect others’ privacy

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ironicplatypus84
πŸ“…︎ Sep 15 2020
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Major respect to my foot

It’s a leg-end

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πŸ“…︎ Feb 25 2019
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Why does everyone admire and respect their feet?

Because feet are legends

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πŸ‘€︎ u/viserys8769
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