Why is the wildebeast the most respected animal on reddit?
Why are Genghis Khan's achievements so respected?
Because he had to fight every steppe of the way.
My wife thinks I don't respect her privacy...
At least that's what her diary says.
Midwives deserve a lot of respect...
They really help people out.
You know why I respect Canadians?
Because they always bring their Eh Game.
My favorite Christmas songs are Respect and Chain of Fools.
They're Christmas music because they're sung by A-wreath-a Franklin.
Sounds more respectable and hot.
It occurred to me today that I would have loved to see two of my favorite bands from the 90s, led respectively by David Usher and Gavin Rossdale, on the same ticket. The sign on the theatre would have been epic.
We should raise the Lego bricks and help them to a normal Level of Respect!
They have been stepped on for far too long.
I have a lot of respects for midgets
It would be wrong of me to look down on them
I used to organize my change by putting each coin into their respective cage, but someone stole all the nickles!
Now I have a nickleless cage...
Animals should be treated kindness, respect and....
... a little bit of salt.
Most mushrooms are kind and respectful
But every once in a while you find one that is downright shit talky.
What's the respectful way to bury a cow?
What do you call a respectable color changing lizard?
I respect anyone and everyone...
Who doesn’t touch the thermostat.
Who respect actors the most?
Backstage crew. Always giving props to them.
Treet plants with respect,
I respect the people who are able to sit and stay at home during these times.
We got pulled over and the cop wanted to know if my dad knew why. "With all due respect sir," my dad replied...
"If you forgot, I'm not going to remind you."
Why don’t Captain America and Dr. Strange respect each other?
Because there’s no honor amongst Steves.
Rocks don't get the respect they deserve.
A lot of people take them for granite.
People think being a waitress isn't a respectable job.
But hey, it puts food on the table.
Mandatory temperature screening will be required for fans attending the Foreigner reunion concert.
If you’re hot blooded, they’ll check it and see.
A good way to respect the dead
is to not fall asleep at a wake.
Respect the classics, man.
I have a lot of respect for fans of football teams that consist of only ghosts
They have a lot of spirit
What technology does the Chinese Government use to determine which dance moves are appropriate and respectable?
I've always had a lot of respect for people who work in sewers.....
.....I mean, the shit they have to go through
AF stands for Absolute Respect.
There once was a farm, famed for the high quality of product from the award winning cows, many spoke of it in hushed, respectful tones, but none could say where it was, and many claimed, but none could prove that they had been there.
You should respect your teeth, they have fillings too
Wish me luck in the London Marathon today. I managed a respectable, 3 hours, 12 minutes, last year...
This year, I will try to beat that but, I usually get bored and end up turning over to watch something else...
Did you see that meteor shower?
No, I respect others’ privacy
Why does everyone admire and respect their feet?
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