TIFU by mixing up my coworkers' sandwich orders and not giving them what they requested.

Sorry, wrong sub.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/dinner_cat96
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My father died and requested to be buried at a specific farm.

He always told us one day he'd be a dead beet Dad.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/dej0ta
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My husband and I were eating chips when our toddler requested one. So he gave her a chip and she walked away.

A few minutes later she came back and my husband wasn’t paying attention so I said β€œgive her another, dad.” And he responded with β€œwhat’s wrong with the dad she’s got?”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/egb233
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Help Requested from the Reddit Pun community

I am tasked with naming an informational medical podcast about Overactive Bladder. Wanting a fun - pun type name for this. So far the best I’ve come up with is β€œUrine the Know”. TIA Reddit!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/tysenburg
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A Bird-le, requested by U/mykylodge
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πŸ‘€︎ u/RosieDaOneKitteh
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I requested the flight attendant to switch my seat as I was next to a screaming baby.

Apparently you are not allowed to do that if the baby is yours.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Apr 07 2018
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[request] puns with the word 'jenga' for senior jersey

So we're in year 12 of high school and we all get jerseys, including our year advisor teachers who've let us, the students, decide their jersey name. Usually the jersey name is a witty pun or joke which uses the wearer's name.

One of the teachers has a last name which sounds exactly like 'jenga' (that's not her name is really spelt, but it's to protect her identity), so I'll be need your help to get some good puns.

If you guys can't think of any, the other teachers last name is Daher (pronounced "darr"), so suggestions for her name would be nice too. Thanks!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/HolyHypodermics
πŸ“…︎ Feb 01 2020
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[request] puns about boxing

give me your best shot

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πŸ‘€︎ u/findanegg
πŸ“…︎ Mar 05 2018
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[request] puns about the number three

Please help me with this. Tri as I might, I’ve only been able to think of one.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/hafrigado
πŸ“…︎ Jul 27 2018
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[request] Pun names for a meatball-based food truck

I had to create a fake business idea for a highschool economics class and I'm looking for a funny name to catch people's attention

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Devosity28
πŸ“…︎ Apr 11 2018
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[Pun Request] Puns about Mae/Des

Hey guys, this might sound too cheesy and I'm not sure if I'm posting on the right subreddit.

Every Saturday I give my SO a printed typography paper that I personally design with a pun of her name on it (her name is Des, I call her Mae so either is good).

Here's a sample of what I do.

Problem is, I can make the designs, but I'm running out of puns. Here's a list of what I've already done:

Des puns:

  • Hardest

  • Wordes (Words)

  • Widest

  • Uncondesionally (Unconditionally)

  • DrivES

  • Dessert

  • Fades

  • Des (This)

  • Holidess (Happy Holidays!)

  • Desperate

  • Desision (Decision)

  • Decades

  • Desert

  • Destination

  • Dress (DrESs)

  • Despresso (Espresso)

Mae puns:

  • Maend (I hope you don't maend(mind)
  • Maecadamia (Macadamia)
  • Maengo (Mango)
  • Maecaroni (Macaroni)
  • Maeple (Maple)
  • Lifetimae (Lifetime)
  • Imaegine (Imagine)
  • Chamaeleon (Chameleon)
  • Caramael (Caramel)
  • Achievemaent (Achievement)
  • Gmaes (Games)
  • Maek (Make)
  • Drmae (Dream)
  • Dramey (Dreamy)
  • Maesure (Measure)
  • Blmae (Blame)
  • Maet (Mate)
  • Climaet (Climate)
  • Ultimaet (Ultimate)
  • Maebe (Maybe)
  • Mae (My one and only)
  • Mae (Whatever May Happen)
  • Maen (You mean everything to me)
  • Maent (We're meant to be)
  • Amaezing (Amazing)
  • Maeutiful (Beautiful... I know)
  • Maechiatto (Macchiato)

I'd really appreciate some help if you guys have any puns reserved. Anything will do, really.

Thanks!

EDIT: Formatting

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πŸ‘€︎ u/roastedtuna
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[request] puns involving spears?

I'm an incoming freshman for FSU and at my high school, they have the seniors decorate a wall with their name, the logo of the college they're attending, and a little phrase. Making jokes about native americans is a little distasteful, soooo I'm looking for some quality spear puns.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/that-broken-chair
πŸ“…︎ Mar 23 2018
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[request] Pun Rating Questionnaire

Hello everyone! I am part of a team project from the Computational Linguistics department in Saarland University. We made an automatic pun generator and we want to test our system. The following questionnaire will ask you to rate punchlines. It's short and we hope you can get a giggle out of it. Thanks for your help (and please delete it if it goes against the subreddit rules).

https://docs.google.com/forms/d/e/1FAIpQLSdTRNrncAZTemkojUBZytgevxXx5FJ5qh0kquZiirlaGioNPA/viewform

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πŸ‘€︎ u/lenakmeth
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[Request] puns about dice (for wedding favours)

Our wedding is next weekend, and we are giving out personalized dice as our favours. We thought "thank you for coming" was a little too bland, and we'd like to spice it up with a dice pun. Any pun suggestions that also tie into the cutesy wedding/romantic setting? So far I've found "we make a great pair" and a lot of puns around the word "dicey", but I'm hoping you fine folks can help us out.

Edit: We are huge gamers which is why we went with the dice. This isn't a Vegas wedding or anything similar, so jackpot related jokes aren't quite what we're looking for. :)

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πŸ‘€︎ u/kirstybobirsty
πŸ“…︎ Jul 18 2017
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[Request] Puns on the name "Ghesh"

There's a player in my Dnd campaign with the name "Ghesh". I'm wanting some adventuring-related puns to annoy with. I've already used "put a bandage on that Ghesh" (playing off of gash) and "Found Gheshing Water" (off gushing). Any other ideas?

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[request] puns for an elephant name

Basically, I am making a character in D&D and I have an elephant that becomes extremely intelligent and gains the ability to talk... and a beard. So can we brainstorm some punny names for a fearless elephant companion?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/sheriffChocolate
πŸ“…︎ Nov 21 2018
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[request] puns for a character called Beach Hitler

I run a DnD game and am very bad at puns. Like all good writers, though, I thought of a character name that made me laugh and have decided to build a personality around it.

Basically he's a surfer bro nazi. Militantly chill. He's a villain in the game but will hopefully read as still kinda tempting to party with. The only thing I've been able to come up with that has any promise whatsoever is "Third Reichteous."

Thank you, reddit angels

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πŸ‘€︎ u/stiljo24
πŸ“…︎ Mar 23 2018
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[request] puns about any type of meat
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πŸ‘€︎ u/lameoannica
πŸ“…︎ Mar 10 2018
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[Self] [Request] Puns about books or reading!
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πŸ‘€︎ u/novatheelf
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[Request] Puns about Freight

Hey guys, our company is having a naming contest to name next month's sales competition. Let's hear some clever holiday themed names, all types are accepted even offensive ones.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/jwayyedh
πŸ“…︎ Sep 21 2018
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[Request] Puns About My Absence

I used to post puns and dad jokes on my company’s intranet daily. About a year ago I stopped for one reason or another. I’d like to start again, but I need something witty to start it off. Any ideas?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/PhantomBanker
πŸ“…︎ Feb 15 2019
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[request] Puns about drinks that can be related to mental health disorders/moods

Example: Depresso, Anxietea

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πŸ‘€︎ u/keat123
πŸ“…︎ Oct 02 2018
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[request] Pun about christmas with the word "Sulfur" or "Volcano"
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πŸ‘€︎ u/elite4caleb
πŸ“…︎ Oct 02 2017
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[request] puns for animal name

I got my cousin a guinea pig for his birthday, and I am looking for a good "pun" name for him. Any suggestions? If it could be Game of Thrones or Harry Potter related, that would be amazing, but I'll take anything.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/slackgir
πŸ“…︎ Feb 28 2017
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[request] puns for a campaign slogan involving my name

I’m running for senior class president and my name is Miranda Alfaro, I need a good slogan since my toughest opponent named Chase is β€œchase your dreams” thank you to whoever makes me one!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/mirandaalfaro
πŸ“…︎ Mar 29 2018
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[request] pun for a wedding hashtag

Using the names of the participants - Alex and Dre

thanks!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/FuckOffRandy_
πŸ“…︎ May 14 2017
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[Request] Puns for spay/neuter veterinary surgery team.

Hello, I'm in Vet school and just can't seem to compete with some of my fellow students' surgery team names. As students, we work together to do spays and neuters for shelter animals. We like to use funny pun names.

Ideas that have already been taken: "Ovarian Cysters" "Dogtors at Your Cervix" "Eggs Ovary-Z"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ilostpoints
πŸ“…︎ Jan 31 2018
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[Request] puns about basketball and/or peaches reddit.com/r/weddingplann…
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[request] puns about chinese food/takeout
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πŸ‘€︎ u/dylex31
πŸ“…︎ Apr 17 2017
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[Request] puns about trash

Starting a waste removal company and looking for some punny name ideas. Dirty puns allowed - I'll clean it up, if needed.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SHrsch
πŸ“…︎ Feb 10 2018
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[Request] Puns relating an attractive girl and fireworks

For example, "the fireworks were bangin, but not as bangin as my date"

Thank you! I need as many as possible for a corny caption!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Hypern1ke
πŸ“…︎ Jul 10 2017
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[request] puns about food (info in post)

I have a friend designing a website for a project and in the website it allows you to customize what you want in a meal so it can be added to your cart and shipped to you. On her site she will have a button that picks a random meal for you if you can’t decide.

So she’s been trying to think of funny names to label this button. One idea she has was to label it β€œClick-Nom-Me”. So I’m not sure if this is the right sub to post in but any food/eating puns would be much appreciated!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Josh_Butterballs
πŸ“…︎ Oct 09 2017
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[Request] Puns on the word Junior

Last year my class had Supermores and we based our entire year around that. We need a new word for this year and we've drawn a blank on something catchy

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πŸ‘€︎ u/bfp1104
πŸ“…︎ Aug 01 2017
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[Request] pun for katrina

Not the rock you one

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Beneath_the_void
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Request: Puns about people who live in vans

I live in a van. Some of my friends live in vans too. Help us with some dirt bag van dwelling puns?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/EvadNamNav
πŸ“…︎ Jan 07 2018
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[Request] Puns about bugs/insects etc and Christmas
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πŸ‘€︎ u/SamIsNotOnToast
πŸ“…︎ Dec 23 2017
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[request] Puns about video games.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Lumbrical
πŸ“…︎ Mar 07 2017
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[request] Puns about economics
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πŸ‘€︎ u/adaml316
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