Just don't drop the remote
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πŸ‘€︎ u/u_Adi
πŸ“…︎ Jan 19 2021
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A remote place
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Elerizo
πŸ“…︎ Nov 27 2020
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My dog has learned out to use the TV remote...

All she does is paws and unpaws.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/NBE01
πŸ“…︎ Jan 02 2021
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Remote control
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Molbbo
πŸ“…︎ Dec 25 2020
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I bring my TV remote into every sports bar I go to so I can change the channel to whatever I want.

It’s a real game changer

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πŸ‘€︎ u/struggling-here
πŸ“…︎ Jan 13 2021
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I couldn't resist the sexy TV remote

It was an instant turn on

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πŸ‘€︎ u/bsISS1243
πŸ“…︎ Jan 14 2021
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The chances of seeing two together is quite remote.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/HypnotizeD_X
πŸ“…︎ Nov 21 2020
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Everything was fine until I got a universal remote

It changed everything

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πŸ‘€︎ u/AshamedTurtwig
πŸ“…︎ Dec 02 2020
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I got myself a universal remote control

And man, it changes everything.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/LMF5000
πŸ“…︎ Nov 04 2020
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I remember the first time I saw a universal remote control, I thought to myself,

this changes everything

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πŸ‘€︎ u/well_I_swan
πŸ“…︎ Aug 10 2020
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I was riding to a beach in this remote part of the district and stopped at this run down petrol pump

A kid was manning the pump and I asked if they take cards He replies with a straight face : No we give it back after swiping

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πŸ‘€︎ u/regulaslight
πŸ“…︎ Sep 16 2020
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My 7 year old son is remote learning and I walked into the room to find him logged into his class with his back facing the computer screen. I asked, β€œwhat are you doing?”

He said, β€œI’m back to school!”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/zedhead0628
πŸ“…︎ Sep 03 2020
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My dog likes stepping on my tv remote

Somehow he'll only ever paws it.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/mozzatits
πŸ“…︎ Sep 02 2020
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If I could just bring one thing with me to a remote deserted Island..

..then I probably wouldn't bother going.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/HugoZHackenbush2
πŸ“…︎ Aug 10 2020
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How do you use a remote control to calm down a robot dog?

Press the paws button.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MGreenMN
πŸ“…︎ Aug 31 2020
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What’s a cats favourite button on the tv remote?

Paws

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πŸ‘€︎ u/beardynolando
πŸ“…︎ Jun 11 2020
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My uncle always jokes that reaching the remote is middle aged yoga.

I say, Yoga?! Pff, that’s a stretch.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/exaball
πŸ“…︎ Jul 29 2020
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My daughter asked me where the remote is.

I told her it’s in a remote location.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/NotSoSasquatchy
πŸ“…︎ May 28 2020
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The most remote place on earth
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πŸ‘€︎ u/MONKEY_COCK_EATER
πŸ“…︎ Mar 26 2020
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My family can’t seem to find the tv remote. They’ll never find where I hid it.

It’s in a very remote location.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/FunkyFaz
πŸ“…︎ Jun 07 2020
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This remote at my gfs operates the lights and fans. Its very fan-see if you ask me.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Smeglougainess
πŸ“…︎ Oct 16 2019
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A little remote
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πŸ‘€︎ u/PardonedTurkey
πŸ“…︎ Oct 05 2019
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I almost got into a fight with the TV remote the other day...

It was really pressing my buttons...

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Anthony_014
πŸ“…︎ Nov 08 2019
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I thought I'd show off a section of our remote property. It's just a click away.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/elarandra
πŸ“…︎ May 13 2019
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What do you do on a remote island?

Try and find the TV island it belongs to.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/notdadbot
πŸ“…︎ Nov 02 2019
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I tried to pick up the TV remote with my foot the other day.

My laziness is getting a little out of hand.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/FIGHTSONG_
πŸ“…︎ Nov 09 2019
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I got one of those univesal remotes and thought...

This changes everything

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πŸ‘€︎ u/B-man44
πŸ“…︎ Sep 10 2019
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A cruise ship passes by a remote island, and all the passengers see a bearded man running around and waving his arms wildly. "Captain," one of the passenger asks, "who is that man over there?"

"I have no idea," the captain says, "but he goes nuts every year when we pass him."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/bot_10
πŸ“…︎ Oct 20 2019
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Why do tv remotes have buttons?

It would be silly for them to have a zipper.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/scubahana
πŸ“…︎ Jul 24 2019
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Wife: What would you do if you were stuck on a remote island?

You: The first step should be use it to turn on the TV island.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Mar 24 2018
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I got a universal remote for Christmas. This changes everything. reddit.com/r/dadjokes/com…
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πŸ‘€︎ u/lucidus_somniorum
πŸ“…︎ Jan 30 2019
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So I was given the ability to fly the other day, decided to give it a whirl over the pacific. Little did I know how tired I was getting but just in the knick of time I saw a remote location that looked deserted off the coast, so what do I do?

Island.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Snaaaaaaaaaake
πŸ“…︎ Jan 19 2017
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A man was recently caught for going around the neighborhood stealing power sources from remote controls and raiding spice cabinets.

The Judge found him guilty of a salt and battery

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ibmacalicious
πŸ“…︎ Jul 15 2019
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Why will button controlled remotes always be better than voice command?

It goes without saying.

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πŸ“…︎ Feb 26 2018
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The first time I bought a universal remote control...

...I thought to myself "This changes everything."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MacItaly
πŸ“…︎ Jul 14 2020
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I got a universal remote for Christmas. This changes everything.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/lucidus_somniorum
πŸ“…︎ Jan 30 2019
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I remember the first time I saw a universal remote control.

I thought to myself "Well, this changes everything"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/HellsJuggernaut
πŸ“…︎ Mar 20 2020
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What’s a dogs favorite button on a TV remote?

Paws

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πŸ‘€︎ u/I_Am_An_Engineer_
πŸ“…︎ Mar 24 2020
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Got a universal remote for my Birthday.

Well, this changes everything.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/orduk
πŸ“…︎ Sep 03 2019
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The other day I brought myself a universal remote and thought to myself well this changes everything.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/ashwinvias
πŸ“…︎ Mar 24 2018
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When I first got my universal remote I thought

This changes everything.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TommyBVT
πŸ“…︎ Oct 18 2019
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The first time I got a universal remote controller, I thought to myself...

This changes everything!

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πŸ“…︎ Oct 22 2019
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The first time I got a universal remote control

I thought to myself, "This changes everything!"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/IMEI21
πŸ“…︎ Jun 14 2019
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What do you do on a remote island?

Try and find the TV island it belongs to.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/notdadbot
πŸ“…︎ Nov 14 2019
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I remember the first time I saw a universal remote control. I thought: "Well this changes everything!"
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πŸ‘€︎ u/hakced
πŸ“…︎ Jun 20 2016
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what do you while visiting a remote island?

try to find which TV island it belongs to

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πŸ‘€︎ u/mellon_coliee
πŸ“…︎ May 21 2019
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