Registries Puns

Hiss and her bath towels

This may be of interest to someone: A friend has 2 tickets in a corporate box for the England v Italy game on Sunday. He paid £3000 each, but he didn't realise when he bought them months ago that it was going to be the same day as his wedding! If you are interested, he is looking for someone to take his place... It's at Nottingham Registry Office, at 4pm. Her name is Sharon -- she's 5'4", about 8 stone, quite pretty, has her own income and is a really good cook!

Now she won't stop wedding it. I hope plastic sheets are in the registry.

My fiance was on the phone with her mother, talking about her surprise bridal shower. She's looking at the registry and says, "well mom it looks line I'm not having a shower. Nobody has bought the shower curtains."

I was so proud.