What gift did the snakes get from their wedding registry?

Hiss and her bath towels

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👤︎ u/jstockmoe
📅︎ Jan 12 2021
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The last thing left on my friend's wedding registry was a garbage can.
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👤︎ u/marsyred
📅︎ Aug 13 2016
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My daughter told me she loves her new bed. I told her "Why don't you marry it?"

Now she won't stop wedding it. I hope plastic sheets are in the registry.

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👤︎ u/PaxPaw
📅︎ Apr 05 2018
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Bridal Showers

My fiance was on the phone with her mother, talking about her surprise bridal shower. She's looking at the registry and says, "well mom it looks line I'm not having a shower. Nobody has bought the shower curtains."

I was so proud.

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👤︎ u/Dinodomos
📅︎ Aug 05 2016
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