What gift did the snakes get from their wedding registry?
Hiss and her bath towels
The last thing left on my friend's wedding registry was a garbage can.
My daughter told me she loves her new bed. I told her "Why don't you marry it?"
Now she won't stop wedding it. I hope plastic sheets are in the registry.
Bridal Showers
My fiance was on the phone with her mother, talking about her surprise bridal shower. She's looking at the registry and says, "well mom it looks line I'm not having a shower. Nobody has bought the shower curtains."
I was so proud.
