What do you call a sailboat you don’t recognize at your regatta?

A catamarando.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/jon1nelsen
πŸ“…︎ Mar 09 2018
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"Look at that flock of cows"

"Herd of cows"

"Course I have, I go there every year for the regatta"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/widmerpool_nz
πŸ“…︎ Apr 16 2021
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I'm Going to Host a Boat Race

The winner will get pasta. It will be called the Penne Regatta

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πŸ‘€︎ u/mrgfactoftheday
πŸ“…︎ Jul 31 2019
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My Dad got me when I was 16, bleeding in a field and in agony.

I was 16 and at a rowing regatta I was competing in. It was middle of the day and very hot everyone was under these massive gazebo/tent structures with big guide wires and these huge rusty steel tent pegs sledgehammered into the dirt.

Anyways I was running late for my race and my crew were yelling at me so I started running. The shortest way was through the spectator area on a big downhill towards the water so at full pace I went that way.

About halfway the top of my barefoot trips on the rusted top of one of these steel pegs and I fall face first and tumble through the dirt with my foot and ankle split open.

People run from all directions, medical staff etc someone holds a towel over my head for shade and I see my dad. He's looking down at me but it's hard to see through the dirt in my eyes and people around.

He asks "bloody hell mate, what happened?".

In agony I manage a "I kicked a tent peg".

He knelt down beside me, looked me in the eye and said "how far did it go?"

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