So, I don't if this is the appropriate place for this, but I need a boat-load of cow puns for a D&D campaign. Any all and jokes are both welcomed and needed.
They can be as subtle or as obvious or as cringey as you'd like.
Examples:
A slingshot built from straps set up between the pair of Minotaur horns. A Bullista, if you will.
A character named Timothy Jacobs (Timoothy Jacowbs)
There is a ritual among Minotaur where they fight over the best food served. This is called a Cudstody battle.
Thank you for your help!
Moo Willems.
(By my four year old... She's really been milking the cow puns lately.)
I love long walks on the beach and cow puns, among udder things.
"Itβs pasture bedtime!β
The steaks have never been so highβ¦
He wrangled them all back into the pasture. Later he found them all back in his hemp field. It was the pot calling the cattle back.
Their horns donβt work.
Because their horns donβt work. π
(Courtesy of my 9 year old).
De-calf-inated!
Edit: it's been pointed out some people pronounce calf as cΔlf, so its taking a second. Pronounce it like decaffeinated coffee.
The stakes have never been so high
A milkshake
"Herd of cows"
"Course I have, I go there every year for the regatta"
You probably havenβt herd of it.
The MOO-vie theater...
With a cowculator.
Exactly where you left it.
A moo-ron
Beef stroganoff.
In pieces.
One foot in front of the udder.
"What about the udder one?"
Utter disaster.
OOM
Out Of Memory Also the cow has forgotten it's Moo
It was the pot calling the cattle back.
Edit: Thank you for the awards.
I was expecting this to go noticed like most of my other posts. You peeps rock!
"That's no moo".
The cow said: Moooooooo
The owl asked: who?
A cow always moos but a moose never cows
She exercised her calves.
Spoiled milk!
That's right. The steaks were pretty high.
He's recyclebull.
Ground beef
I guess he got a promotion for being the only one outstanding in his field
He wanted milk and quackers!
They look Friesian
It's dairy-erre
Because they lactose.
I said "That means it's pasture bedtime."
...thatβs right, the steaks were pretty high.
The steaks were high.
