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My 5 year old told me this today - Dad, how does a farmer count all his animals in the barn?
With a cowculator!
I've just finished a really good book entitled 'Acted' - I don't really understand the relevance of the title, but the book is about censorship. Anyway, I think everyone should
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The worst thing about censorship is...
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My Mother-in-Law responded to an unsolicited fax with an amazing dad joke.
My MiL received this unsolicited fax at her office. My wife suggested she should fax something clever back. She delivered.
My Grandpa Called Yesterday
I answered the phone to:
"Hello, this is Doctor [Redacted], I was calling to speak with Lyssa_Ray."
"Hello Grandpa..."
"Yes, we wanted to follow up with you regarding your enema; did you want a cold water enema or a hot water enema?"
"I don't want any enemas!"
"Well, Lyssa_Ray, in this life we do not always get what we want, or even what we need, sometimes all we get is a pain in the butt."
Sigh...
