Ream Puns

A list of puns related to "Ream"

After hearing so much about it, I finally sat down in front of a ream of printer paper

I still don’t get what’s so great about paper view.

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👤︎ u/ThreeRandomWords-843
📅︎ May 17 2019
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I bought perforated paper last week.

It was tearable. Such a ripoff.

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👤︎ u/SpunkBunkers
📅︎ Aug 25 2019
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My friend said "My patience is running paper thin right now"

I said thats tearable

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👤︎ u/rshambo_29
📅︎ Aug 26 2018
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Wanna hear a joke about paper?

Nevermind, it's tearable.

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👤︎ u/TweeFriend
📅︎ Mar 29 2019
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A paper fell into the water.

It was parchedment. A paper didn't move when the wind blew. It was stationery.

Sorry those paper jokes are tearable

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👤︎ u/friedchocolate
📅︎ Sep 01 2017
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My notebook isn't holding up as well as it should...

It's spiraling out of control.

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👤︎ u/PHIL-yes-PLZ
📅︎ Jan 12 2017
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Want to hear a joke about paper?

It's tearable.

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👤︎ u/RSS24
📅︎ Nov 30 2018
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