6 Hilarious Rea Puns - Punstoppable 🛑

This year for Christmas, im going to buy a map for Chris Rea ...

He seems a bit lost, he's been driving home for Christmas since 1986

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👤︎ u/endmepleasehhh

📅︎ Dec 20 2020

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Dire Straits and Chris Rea are getting together. The new group will be called Dire Rea.

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👤︎ u/cwwspurs

📅︎ Sep 05 2019

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Christmas is ruined!

I've just seen Chris Rea get off a train

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👤︎ u/cunningstunt80

📅︎ Dec 23 2020

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(At parole hearing) Officer: Why should we release you?

Man: I th..

Officer: Yes?

Man: The reas..

Officer: Go on.

Man: May I please finish my sentence?

Officer: Sure. Parole denied.

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👤︎ u/porichoygupto

📅︎ Dec 16 2018

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Looking for punny D&D NPC names!

So far i’ve got: Robin Banks, Ben Dover, Tera Dachtyl, Brock Lee, Justin Tyme, Hit M Hart, Claire Rigg, Al E Gator, Arty Fishel, Dinah Might, Rea Lystic, Grace Full, Tsui Saidel and Faith Truman

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👤︎ u/Zappertap

📅︎ Mar 26 2019

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My wife was talking about how she likes movies with strong female characters

Probably not appropriate for when we have kids, but the reaction was priceless.

Her: I like heroine movies.

Me: You'd like Trainspotting.

Her: Why?

Me: It's a heroin movie.

Her: Is it rea-?

(it clicks. She glares at me)

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👤︎ u/LaitueGonflable

📅︎ Dec 24 2014

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