A list of puns related to "Demander"
I responded with "Well dam!"
"Let my fecal go!"
"Well thank you. You're not so bad yourself."
If I don't pay them within a week, they have threatened to send the bay leafs around.
They said we were blowing it out of proportion.
It's always out of stock
I remembered a good Dad joke moment.
My wife and I had picked up our daughter and two of her friends. They were in the back of our minivan.
My wife inquired about one of the kids mothers that she was friends with since we hadn't seen them in a while. They moved because of work to another town.
I guess the job was going well and they were making a good deal of money. The kid said, "She doing good, but she's spending a lot of money. She remodeled the kitchen and bought 4K TVs."
They kept chatting lightly and when there was a lull in conversation, I quietly said, "That's a lot of TVs." Just loud enough for everyone to hear but not loud enough to really demand anyone listen.
But then it happened. An uncomfortable pause - the fabled pregnant pause - and they started talking again. No one said anything about it but I knew it landed.
After we dropped the kids off, the first thing my daughter said, "That was SO bad. "
This was at LEAST 10 minutes after I said it. She had been thinking about that joke the whole time. She said the other kids were like looking around like WTF?
It's called artificial scare-city
I thought about investing, but the steaks are too high.
Markus
Upon further reflection i decided to leave
I just thought this up I hope its an original one
They call it buttcoin.
"It's not our fault" said the librarian,
"That's the one" I replied.
Nice guy! We got a couple of beers. He wants to be a web developer someday.
Iโve got to hand it to him, that was pretty bold.
Once upon a time there were numerous tribes in a jungle. Each tribe struggled to survive, and over time and as skills evolved, tribes began to trade goods with each other. One tribe learned the skills of architecture, and traded designs for safe grass houses with neighboring tribes for other necessities, such as food. Over time, the tribe grew quite rich, and without the need for goods the chief of the tribe demanded payment in the form of a tribute, an ornate throne. Over time the number of thrones the chief owned grew more and more numerous, so he had a great multi-story grass house built to store all of his thrones. One day, the weight of the thrones became so much the house collapsed, killing the chief. The moral of the story isโฆ wait for itโฆ
He who lives in grass houses shouldnโt stow thrones.
I chime in, "Sounds like MILKroeconomics 101."
I'm dreading it
There was, for instance, the time he conducted a crew of new S.A.R.H. (Society for the Aesthetic Rearrangement of History -BJ) recruits โ all from late twentieth-century Terra โ on a training study of Carterโs World, a newly established agricultural colony attempting to support itself by the export of edible nuts. Barely into their second generation, and having yet to show a profit, the colonists were technologically backward. Nevertheless, they showed a surprising ingenuity in the use of their few advantages. It was this resourcefulness that Feghoot was demonstrating to his rookies.
โLook at the perfection with which these streets are gradedโ, exclaimed one student. โEarth-moving machinery on this scale is strictly high technology stuff. How can they do it?โ
โA new alleyway is being constructed, nearbyโ, said Feghoot. โLet us walk that way while I explain.โ As they strolled, he told his students that countless centuries before, the Carterโs World system had been inhabited by a now-vanished race of giants. This very planet had served them for a nursery, and among the many artifacts they had left were thousands of childrens blocks, immense and precision-cut. You simply jack one up onto logs, bring it where you want it, put collapsible jacks underneath, snake out the logs, spread soil more or less evenly beneath, and collapse the jacks.
โI seeโ, said the student. โItโs not graded road at all; its a simple hammered-earth base.โ
โThatโs right,โ Feghoot went on smoothly. โYou just hit the road jack and donโt come back no mo.โ
His students registered dismay and anguish.
โIsnโt that right, old-timer?,โ Feghoot demanded of an ancient Carterian standing by the mouth of the newly completed alley they had just reached.
โAhm afraid not, suhโ, said the senior citizen, and the students giggled at Feghoots discomfiture. โOh, we used to do it that way, but it was far too much trouble. Itโs the soil heah. You see, the very same soil which produced our famous cashews is so high in clay content that a child could roll out a road of it. Then, we simply use a system of lenses to bake it into hardness. Ahve just completed this alley mahself, and ahm just a retired professor of Sports History, much too old and feeble to handle hydraulic jacks.
โSo you see,โ he finished, eyes twinkling, โMah hammered alley is really cashews clay.โ
Howls of agony rose from the students, but Feghoot never hesitated. โAnd heโ, he said, turning to his students, โis clearly the gradi
... keep reading on reddit โกSo I had to put my foot down
The leader donkey got shot and killed.
Ass-as-a-nation
Because Sharon is Karen! (โ๏พใฎ๏พ)โ
A Ransom Note.
The guy says "This isn't a pet, he's my friend and he can talk."
The bartender is skeptical and demands the guy proves it.
The guy asks the dog "What's the opposite of 'soft'?" The dog replies "Rough!"
The bartender remains skeptical and asks for more proof.
The guy asks the dog "What do people put over the top of their house?" The dog replies "Roof!"
The bartender gets annoyed and gives the guy one more chance.
The guy asks the dog "Who is the greatest baseball player of all time? Babe......" The dog replies "Ruth!"
The bartender is fed up and throws them out. The dog says "Should I have said 'Lou Gehrig?'"
But I just didn't have it in me
Heโs telling a dumb blonde joke when a young platinum haired beauty jumps to feet, โwhat gives you the right to stereotype blondes that way?โshe demands. โWhat does hair color have to do with my worth as a human being?โ
Flustered, the ventriloquist begins to stammer an apology
โYou keep out of this! She yells, โIโm talking to that little jerk on your knee!โ
He lost interest
Edit: *Why
Head of the chain of demand.
Because he's eggcentric
But I don't owe anything; it was on the house.
One day, a blind customer came in with his chihuahua and demanded a return. โWhatโs wrong with your CNI dog, sir?โ Ron asked. He yelled, โThis isnโt what I meant!โ
This is a tankless job.
I said, "Hey now!"
Criminal: That's a long sentence, I demand a shorter one.
Judge: U did it. Go 2 jail forever.
I told her that hers does because he's her son and the world revolves around the son.
Sack-o-fries
"...hare today, gone tomorrow."
Apparently he wanted to churn out catchy pop songs
The first one goes "I lost everything with my divorce, wealth, mansion, cars, bank balance etc. and here I am sharing a rented apartment with you. Nothing can be worse than this."
The second one assures him that his situation is much worse than him.
"How??" Demands the first one.
"Well I had a booming business and all the riches" he moaned. "Then it all came crashing down, with losses incurring, I lost my wealth, mansion, cars, bank balance etc. And here I am sharing a rented apartment with you."
"How's your situation worse than mine" growled the first one.
"You see my friend" sighed the second one "I still have my wife!"
When I asked him how it was going he said, "it's a tankless job, but somebody's gotta do it."
He says it's only fair since Mom has a pool boy.
...Neither of these things are true. He says this all the time. Pls help.
Edit: They don't have a pool either.
It's a dying field.
but I found the work quiet demanding.
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