I’m really good at spelling bees.
The black eyed peas can sing us a really good song...
but the chickpeas can only hummus one.
Little known fact: William Tell and his wife were really good bowlers.
Nobody knows for whom the Tells bowled.
If you are not good at small talk, you should really talk about climate change.
I watched one of those really good black and white movies the other day
Interracial porn is great
A really good nap is great for your health...
....and it also shortens your workday.
There was a guy who was really, really good at throwing things.
Dad to his son; “Do you want to hear a really good Batman impression!?”
Son; “Go on, then.”
Dad growls; “NOOOOO, NOT THE KRYPTONITE!”
Son; “That’s Superman.”
Dad; “Thanks, I’ve been practicing a lot.”
I really don't like good elevators.
My new girlfriend and I are both really into fitness, and I've got a really good feeling about us.
I just know we're going to workout.
I got a really good manicure today
Did I tell you guys about the side-hustle plan I came up with? I’m going to do personal training for the band that recorded ‘Lola’ and ‘You Really Got Me’. It’s a good plan...
I just have to work out a few Kinks.
I’m told that I’m a really good farmer.
I’m out standing in my field.
My daughter got out of choir practice. She was talking about who her favorite conductors were, and was really excited about her favorite ones, because she said they were very good conductors.
Did they stick their fingers in an electrical socket?
"No... Why..?"
Well, then, how do you know if they were good conductors or not?
A guy’s Mom comes to visit him at his job at the aquarium where she finds him feeding a baby dolphin. She says look at you, you were smart. You could have had a real job, really done some good for the world. Her son snapped back,...
Hey, my job serves a youthful porpoise!
I was trying to think of a really good punchline. This is as best as I can do
Floyd mayweather, Mike Tyson, Deontay Wilder and Earnie Shavers
Some stories have really good character arcs.
Personally, my favourite is Noah's Ark
My 6th grade son was in a REALLY good mood after school today...
There was a new girl from Kentucky in his class. He asked her "how's the fried chicken?". Long story short she gave him her phone number. I'm so proud and still laughing 😆
What kind of cheese is really good at guitar?
Did you know Father Time is actually really good at boxing?
Yeah, he can clock you a good one.
I used to sell security alarms door to door, and I was REALLY good at it...
If no one was home, I would just leave a brochure on the kitchen table.
I started watching a really good show about how wooden ships are made
My dad once told me he had really good genes.
“I thought they only had two pockets,” I said.
Heard a really good Dad joke about dementia
What do you call Vietnamese soup that is really, really good?
My brother just made a really good investment on a property
The Harry Potter films were really good, but I think nearly headless Nick was poorly executed
My uncle is really good at fishing. He always knows exactly what kind of worm to put on his fishing hook, in order to catch the desired kind of fish.
One might say he is a master baiter.
What do you call a woman who’s really good at catching fish?
so i hear that cops are really good with the ladies
anytime one passes me on the road i just hear ‘em bragging about “we woo”.
What do you call it when your son has a really good comeback?
What do you call the village where Hobbits live that isn’t as good as the Shire but they make really good sloppy joes?
My sister is a really good defensive driver
Anytime someone looks at her she starts justifying her actions
My gun and vacuum store doesn’t get really good reviews.
It seems to Suck and Blow.
Did you hear about the pasta sauce that was really good at knocking down pins?
I got really good writing stock characters. My secret?
My personal trainer is really good!
He gives me a run for my money
I've just finished a really good book entitled 'Acted' - I don't really understand the relevance of the title, but the book is about censorship. Anyway, I think everyone should
They probably sound really good
I’m really good at making my friends hot drinks
Some of them call it my special tea.
Some say I’m a really good dancer
I tell them: it’s in my sole
I had a really good job at the park sweeping leaves,
How can you tell when a farmer is really good at what he does?
When he's outstanding in his field
I have a plan for a new side-hustle. I’m gonna do personal training for members of the band that recorded ‘Lola’ and ‘You Really Got Me’. It’s a good plan...
I just have to work out a few Kinks.
My friend asked me if I wanted to hear a really good Batman impression, so I said go on then. He shouted, “NOT THE KRYPTONITE!” and I said, “That’s Superman…”
“Thanks, man, ” he replied, “I’ve been practicing it a lot.”
My friend asked me if I wanted to hear a really good Batman impression, so I said go on then. He shouted, “NOT THE KRYPTONITE!” and I said, “That’s Superman…”
“Thanks, man, ” he replied, “I’ve been practising it a lot.”
My son asked me, “Do you want to hear a really good Batman impression!?” I said, “Go on, then.” He shouted, “NOT THE KRYPTONITE!” I laughed, “That’s Superman.”
He said, “Thanks dad, I’ve been practicing a lot.”
What did the butt do when he heard a really good joke?
My son asked me, “Do you want to hear a really good Batman impression!?” I said, “Go on, then.” He shouted, “NOT THE KRYPTONITE!” I laughed, “That’s Superman!”
He replied, “Thanks dad! I’ve been practicing a lot!"
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