Rare pun opportunity, I think I nailed it
Waiter: “How do you like your steak, sir”?
Sir: “Like winning an argument with my wife”.
Waiter “Rare it is!”.
A Rare photo of the MilkyWay from Mars
Mountain lions are very rarely spotted in the wild...
That’s because mountain lions aren't spotted, cheetahs are!
At the office barbecue, I grilled some rare steak for our boss, and he said, “I like it well done.”
I said, “Thanks. That means a lot.”
While at a restaurant, the waitress was totally flirting with me with my wife present. After she walked away, my wife said “She obviously has COVID!” “Why would you think that?” I asked.
“Because she has no taste.”
My uncle used to be a rare coin dealer...
Until a group of crooks broke into his shop & beat him 'cent-less'
Doc: "Sir, you've caught a very rare disease. "
Me: "How rare?"
Doc: "You pick the name.
Its extremely rare for a defibrillator not to work.
But when it happens no one’s shocked.
Earthquakes are rare in my area...
so I have no fault insurance.
A rare black tiger is spotted in India
Everywhere else it has stripes.
Did you hear about the man who only collected rare pennies?
He didn't have a lot of common cents.
You rarely hear of bees getting in trouble
Why do I always cook my deer meat at medium rare instead of medium?
There is so much more flavor that way, It’s really a game changer.
It’s very rare that a defibrillator fails.
But when it does, no one is shocked.
Waiter : "How would you like your steak cooked"?
Me : "Take a guess"
Waiter : "Medium rare"?
Me : "Well done"
Waiter : "umm, huh"???
Used military vehicles in higher levels of trim are rare.
All I can find are base models.
There's a South American country where they have a rare pepper. Instead of being hot when you eat it, it makes your mouth feel cold.
It's called the Chilly Chile Chili.
So the customer asks the chef if anyone orders steak raw and the waiter replied ‘yeh but that’s rare’
Jokes about white sugar are rare.
Jokes about brown sugar, demarara.
A rare picture of ground in its natural habitat
Eating rare chicken is dangerous, and even lethal sometimes.
It would be a pretty fowl way to go.
I rarely tell dad jokes
But the times when I do, he laughs
Steak jokes are a rare medium well done.
Nevermind, that was raw. Let me cook something else up.
My co-worker Nicholas is rarely late for work meetings, but it often shows up within 2 minutes of the meeting start time
I guess he likes to show up in the nick of time.
Why do ants rarely get sick?
Because they have so many anty-bodies
I'm writing a book about falling down stairs...
It's a step by step guide.
How rare is an excellent father?
Rare photograph of The Milky Way viewed from Mars
How do you catch a rare bird?
My friend is an artist who specializes in sketching pesky insects. She also rarely showers...
She draws flies and gnats.
What beef only comes in 2, 3, 5, 7, or 11 ounce portions?
Why should you be worried if you see cows smoking marijuana?
Cause that's when the steaks are highest.
Edit: Well this is rare, I wasn't sure how well done this joke was. Thanks for the face palm.
What kind of restaurants do Vampires avoid?
When I reach home, my 1.5 y.o. son rushes out to the gate to sit in my lap while I park the car. Then he just grabs the steering and starts shaking it with brrrmmm brrrmmm sound. His cute antics always make me forget that he's suffering from a rare disease.
It's called Parking Son's disease.
Edit: Thanks for the gold, kind stranger.
Very rarely will you meet a fully fledged Scott. Most of them are only Scott-ish
I rarely put orange slices in my beer.
Steak puns are difficult to think of...
Its a rare medium well done.
At the office barbecue, I grilled a medium rare steak and my boss said, “I like it well done!”
I said, “Thanks. That means a lot to me.”
Jokes about sugar are rare...
Jokes about brown sugar: demerara
How does Darth Vader like his steaks?
Well, done done done, done da done, done da done
I cooked a medium rare steak for my friend and he said, “I like it well done.”
I said, “Thanks. That means a lot.”
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