Why do you always put your left shoe on last?
After you put one on the other one is left.
If you put your left shoe on the wrong foot
This morning my daughter was having trouble putting on her shoes and starting to throw a tantrum.. I asked her if she’d like me to put them on
They didn’t fit me very well
I’m so old now, I have to sit down to put on my shoes.
That’s the sit-shoe-ation.
When my kids were toddler age anytime we went outside they would always tell me to put their shoes on for them.
Every single time my response was, "I can't put your shoes on. They don't fit me."
I would laugh, they would glare. It was good times. Hopefully some of you with toddlers get as much mileage out of this one as I did.
Dad, can you put my shoes on?
No, I don't think they'll fit me
My daughter told me she had to put her shoes on because it was so cold outside...
...to keep her feet toes-ty.
Her grin made me proud.
I just said this to my two year old. If you put your left and right shoes on correctly…
When we were kids, my brothers and I would race to put our shoes on every morning.
It always ended in a tie.
My 3 year old son said: 'put my shoes on'
I told him, "I think my feet are too big."
4 year old daughter came over to me with her shoes in her hands and said "Daddy, can you put these on?..."
Like any good dad, I said "Of course I can sweety" before stuffing my toes into them.
After she said "NOOOOOOO DAAAAAADDY! On my feet!" I said "well why didn't you say so in the first place?"
[Helped her stuff her feet in]
"Daddy" she asked, "Can you pull on the tongue?"
......ike dthis?
My daughter asks me all the time “Daddy, can you put my shoes on?”
“No, I don't think they'll fit me.” Is my go to answer. Bless her she still laughs and says “silly daddy”. She’s 3 :)
As we were heading out the door, my son plopped down on the floor, hoisted both of his feet into the air, looked up at me and screeched, "Daddy, put my shoes on please!"
I looked down at him and chuckled, “I think my feet are too big.”
*Wife looks at pile of my shoes on the floor.* "Honey, could you put your mountain of shoes away?"
"It's not a mountain. It's really more of a foothill."
I put on my shoes today and started seeing all these colors
I think they were laced or something
Everyday between 10 and 11 am, I have to put on my favorite shoes...
If you put your left shoe on the wrong foot
If you put your left shoe on the wrong foot
then it is on the right foot
My daughter asked me to put her shoes on..
...I told her they wouldn't fit.
"dad, can you put my shoes on?"
I'll try son but I don't think they'll fit me...
Daughter : “Dad, can you put my shoes on?”
Dad : “No, I don’t think they’ll fit me.”
Kid: "Can you put my shoes on"
Dad: "No!! I don't think they'll fit me."
"Dad, can you put my shoes on?"
"No, I don't think they'll fit me."
Kid: [whining] “Dad, will you put my shoes on?.” Dad: “No...
...they’ll never fit me.”
Dad, can you put my shoes on?
No, I don't think they'll fit me
Son: Daddy, can you put on my shoes?
Me: I can try but, but I'd don't think they will fit!
Dad, can you put my shoes on?
No, I don't think they can fit me.
My daughter yesterday day said, daddy can you put my shoes on
Said, No I don't think they'll fit me
"Dad, you put your shoes on the wrong feet!"
"But they're the only feet I have."
Dad, can you put my shoes on?
No, I don’t think they’ll fit me.
Dad, can you put my shoes on?
I don't think they'll fit me
Dad, can you put my shoes on?
I don't think they'll fit me.
Dad, can you put my shoes on?
No, I don’t think they’ll fit me.
Dad, can you put my shoes on?
I don't think they'll fit me.
Dad, can you put my shoes on?
I don't think they'll fit me.
My four year old asked me to put her shoes on
I said I'd like to but I don't think they will fit me
Dad, can you put my shoes on?
I don't think they'll fit me.
"Daddy, can you put my shoes on?"
"No son, I don't think they'll fit"
Dad, can you put my shoes on?
No, I don't think they'll fit me.
Dad, can you put my shoes on?
I don't think they'll fit me.
Son: Dad, can you put my shoes on?
Dad: I can try but I don't think they'll fit
Dad, can you put my shoes on?
No, i don't think they'll fit me.
son: Dad can you put my shoes on...
Dad: I don’t think they will fit me son.
Son: Dad can you put my shoes on?
No, I don't think they'll fit me.
Son: “Dad, can you put my shoes on?”
Dad: “I’ll try, but I don’t think they’ll fit.”
Dad can you put my shoes on?
No I don't think they'll fit, sorry
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