Puking Puns

"Yeah, they're my high/wasted jeans."

It was gross.

Sicksicksick

It brought out the wurst in him.

I saw it and quickly shouted "Not on my watch!"

They work everything out with a pencil.

...I'm gonna throw up. I bet you all wish I wouldn't have brought this back up.

That’s why I puked.

BREATHE!

and I ended up puking my guts out. Afterwards, all I wanted to do was lay down and take a nap. The only thing I could think of was 'wow, that really took a lot out of me'.

I was watching TV with my dad and told him I wasn't feeling too well and might throw up. Sure enough I end up going to the bathroom and throw up in the toilet. My dad had poked his head around the corner and says, "Well no wonder you threw up, you had puke in your stomach!"

My coworker and his dad were at an ice fishing event a couple years ago and they saw this guy crawling on the ice, so drink he couldn't walk. He puked and fell over. His buddy comes to get him and puts him in a sled to bring him to shore.

The friend hears my coworker and his dad laughing and he says "that's what happens when you have 151 for breakfast! Haha"

Coworker's dad replies, "Good thing it wasn't 152!"

My daughter had just seen the dog puke on the floor. In horror she said, "Uggghhh it is all foamy!" To which I replied, "Yes, it is all fo' you!"