Publix Puns

I told her to please leave it in the jug.

My wife eye-rolled SO hard and then apologized to the cashier :D

The cashier was laughing though, so I'll take the win.

I guess this is a thing now, Coleslaw sandwiches. They've even got a special bread for it. I was intrigued, so I made a special trip to pick one up.

I bought the slaw and the slaw bun
I bought the slaw and the slaw bun.

I can't even escape from him at the store

I’m walking into publix and a guy offers me the empty cart he was using and says “left some gas in it for you” - credit : a guy on Twitter

I am a cashier at Publix and had a guy and his wife come through my line. Upon ringing up his milk I asked "do you want your milk in a bag?"

Dad: "No thanks, I find it easier to take it home in the jug it came in!"

Dad's wife: "Dammit Phil, you say that every time we get milk."

Apparently, even after saying it every time, it still makes him chuckle.

My kids have a friend staying over for the weekend.

Wife: I'm going to run up to Publix real quick. I'll be back in a minute.

Kid: You can run pretty fast.

Pulling out of a Publix parking lot there was a street sign that said "Right turn only" and without missing a beat my dad says "we'll we wouldn't want to make a wrong turn"