What is it about all the Psychics that I ever visit.. they're either totally depressed, or too excitable.
It's really hard to find a happy Medium..
I once had a psychic girlfriend....
But, she left me before we met.
What do you call an obese psychic?
Did you hear about the dwarf psychic that escaped from prison?
Police are looking for a small medium at large
A 3 foot 6 inch psychic has escaped from jail..
..Police say there is a small medium at large.
Why don't psychics go to Starbucks?
Because they don't serve mediums.
What did the wanted posters say when the psychic midget robbed the bank?
Did you hear about the obese psychic who worked at a bank?
She was a four chin teller
I visited a psychic near a French-German border town. I asked if she could connect with dead people.
She remained silent and wrote out her reply.
Oui, ja.
I have created living numbers! In fact, one of them is psychic and told me that certain things will continue to happen for a long time.
At least for the four-seeable future.
Why can't you hear the psychic going to the bathroom?
i sent my son to therapy to cure his pokemon addiction
I called the paranoia hotline
They answered, "how did you get this number?"
Did you hear about the traveling psychic sportscaster?
Everywhere he went he was ESPN.
Authorities are searching for a four-foot tall woman who recently escaped from prison in upstate New York. She was serving a five year sentence for fraud after convincing a number of victims that she was a powerful psychic.
Now she's a small medium at large.
Hey did you ever hear about the psychic that only gives you good news?
What do you call a little person psychic on the run from the cops?
What's a psychic's favorite TV network?
I have psychic chickens...
...they only lay medium eggs.
I tried to join the psychic police force
But I failed the vision test
Why did the Psychic leave the clothing store unhappy?
because they had no mediums...
How does a psychic like their steak?
Medium.
I came up with this at work
What did the psychic say to her mother at the shady auto dealership?
A psychic dwarf broke out of prison the other day, what did the headlines say?
There’s small medium at large
A dwarf psychic robbed a bank today.
The news reported that there's a small medium at large.
Why did the psychic chicken cross the road?
To get in touch with the other side.
Two psychics run into each other on the street.
One says to the other “you’re doing fine but how am I?”
A tipped my psychic an extra $20.00 the other day...
She was a very happy medium.
What do you call a fat psychic?
What do you call a chubby psychic?
Did you hear about the midget psychic that escaped from prison?
Yeah, there's a small medium at large
A psychic midget escaped from prison.
There's a small medium at large.
An infamous psychic dwarf has escaped from the local prison!
There's a small medium at large.
Did you hear about the psychic midget that escaped from prison?
News paper headline read “small medium at large”
What do you call a pudgy psychic?
What do you call a pudgy psychic?
If a short psychic broke out of jail...
You'd have a small medium at large
A midget psychic broke out of jail.
It’s a small medium at large situation.
How does a psychic like her steak?
Did you see the headline about the psychic midget who escaped from prison???
What do you call a psychic dwarf that escaped from prison?
Just what is it about all the Psychics that I visit, they're either totally depressed or too excitable..
..it's really hard to find the happy Medium.
What did you call a midget psychic on the run from the law?
What do you call a three foot psychic that escaped prison ?
What do you call a midget psychic on the loose?
What do you call a fat psychic?
Did you all hear about the midget, psychic that robbed a bank?
He's a small medium at large.
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