Projectiles Puns

A list of puns related to "Projectiles"

The detective bent over to study a clue just as an unknown projectile whizzed by

He sensed something amiss

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👤︎ u/s7evenofspades
📅︎ May 07 2020
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My friend was leading his wild, shaggy-haired ox thru the mountains of central Asia when it projectile vomited all over his feet!

It yakked on his shoes!

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👤︎ u/thomasbrakeline
📅︎ Apr 14 2020
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What did people say when a bumblebee started firing a projectile weapon?

It has bee-gun.

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👤︎ u/TheMightyBattleSquid
📅︎ Jan 01 2020
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My kids were watching Voltron when I noticed one of the bad guys was able to shoot his prosthetic/cyborg arm as a projectile...

Me: "Did he just shoot his arm at that person...?"

Kids: "Yeah"

Me: "Well that's pretty handy."

Kids: *groan*

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👤︎ u/drev
📅︎ Nov 29 2018
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The rocket scientists finally figured out what when wrong with their missile launch ...

Turns out it was a case of projectile dysfunction.

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👤︎ u/winkelschleifer
📅︎ Nov 22 2020
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the need for puns is dire...

I am requesting the shittiest, most terrible, most horrible dad level puns you can throw my way. Puns that would make others projectile vomit with their horribleness. Puns so aweful and sad, that it'd make me want to hug you and ask you....are you okay?

so send them my way. or there will be a severe....PUNishment...

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👤︎ u/nirvanaspirit666
📅︎ Apr 24 2019
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FPS

Let's say there was an individual that assassinated the husbands or wives of presidents by the means of a projectile weapon. Would said individual be a First-Person-Shooter?

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👤︎ u/memyselfandieb
📅︎ Dec 21 2018
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