Today I saw a prison guard berating a dwarf inmate who was trying to escape by climbing down a drainpipe.

I thought it was a little condescending.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/VeryLastBison
πŸ“…︎ Feb 07 2021
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The man was finally about to escape prison when he realised he forgot something. He ran back and grabbed acne cream. Why?

He was breaking out.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/0lSherlockl0
πŸ“…︎ Nov 02 2020
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A midget escaped from prison by using bed sheets tied together and scaled down the outside wall. He left a note detailing his escape plan, highlighting the prison guards stupidity and incompetence.

The Warden said "he's a little condescending"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/johnblu5
πŸ“…︎ Oct 03 2020
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I watched a dwarf escape from prison today. As he climbed down the fence, he smirked at me.

I thought to myself, "Hmmm, that's a little condescending."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/kordesii2358
πŸ“…︎ May 06 2020
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What do you call a fortune telling dwarf who escapes from prison?

A small medium at large!

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πŸ“…︎ Jul 31 2020
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What do you call a dwarven convict who can talk to spirits and escape prison?

A small medium at large.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Hufflestuff33
πŸ“…︎ Apr 04 2020
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I didn't know if I could crawl through heating vents to escape from Mexican prison...

After I duct, I found I conduit!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thomasbrakeline
πŸ“…︎ Aug 02 2019
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A convict escapes from prison wearing paper towel shorts.

He’s now got a bounty on his head and his ass.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Defend2112
πŸ“…︎ Jun 05 2019
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Did you hear about the psychic midget that escaped from prison?

News paper headline read β€œsmall medium at large”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/frozeneskimo02
πŸ“…︎ Feb 07 2021
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Prisoner: "I'm sorry I tried to escape. "

Guard: "I'm not mad. Just very disappointed. "

REMEMBER KIDS....NEVER LET YOUR GUARD DOWN.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/VERBERD
πŸ“…︎ Jan 21 2021
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Authorities are searching for a four-foot tall woman who recently escaped from prison in upstate New York. She was serving a five year sentence for fraud after convincing a number of victims that she was a powerful psychic.

Now she's a small medium at large.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/eggsaladapologist
πŸ“…︎ Nov 25 2020
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Prisoner - I am sorry. I tried to escape

Guard - I am not mad. I am just.....disappointed.

Moral - DONT LET YIUR GUARD DOWN

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πŸ‘€︎ u/viky_boy
πŸ“…︎ Oct 18 2020
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Did you hear the one about the guy who escaped prison covered in wasps nests?

He broke out in hives.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/McStankee110
πŸ“…︎ Jun 08 2020
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What do you call a tiny phycic who has escaped from prison

A small medium at large

I'll see myself out

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πŸ‘€︎ u/roadmemorial
πŸ“…︎ Mar 12 2020
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An escaped prisoner was caught camping out in the woods ....

.... it was a clear case of criminal in tent.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MrNakamura
πŸ“…︎ Jan 16 2019
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Prisoner Escaped

Guard: Inmate #2276 escaped sir!

Warden: WHAT! How long ago?

Guard: There was a random search last night at 8:30, so figure he's been on the lamb for about 8 hours.

Warden: Oh thank God, what a relief.

Guard: How so sir? That's a hell of a long time to be missing.

Warden: Yes, but imagine how far he'd be if he was on the horse.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Billy_Bayou
πŸ“…︎ Apr 17 2019
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Two prisoners were escaping down a ladder...

Two prisoners were escaping down a ladder. While the seasoned prisoner at the top watched for guards, the new prisoner went down the ladder first and slowly. Once the ladder was clear, the seasoned prisoner slid down in just three seconds, then he scolded the new prisoner for being so slow. The new prisoner replied, "Well, look at mister con descending here."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/43-48-45-45-53-45
πŸ“…︎ Sep 01 2017
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Did you hear about the fortune-telling little person that escaped prison?

He’s a small medium at large.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/seems_legit_man
πŸ“…︎ Aug 06 2019
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The man was finally about to escape prison when he realised he forgot something. He ran back and grabbed acne cream. Why?

He was breaking out.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/0lSherlockl0
πŸ“…︎ Oct 28 2020
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Did you here about the dwarf climbing over the wall to escape prison?

He fell!

It was a little condescending.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Othon1
πŸ“…︎ Aug 28 2020
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What do you call a Psychic Dwarf that recently escapes from a federal prison?

A small medium at large!

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πŸ“…︎ Jul 18 2020
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What do you call a gnome with ESP that escapes from prison?

A small medium at large

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Spingebill678
πŸ“…︎ Feb 07 2020
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A midget who is an pyschic escapes prison.

There is an call going that there is an small medium at large.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DatDarnJester
πŸ“…︎ Apr 04 2019
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What do you call a short fortune teller who escapes from prison?

A small medium at large

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Trtlman
πŸ“…︎ Dec 21 2017
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What do yo call a psychic midget that escapes from prison?

Small medium at large.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Kyle1775
πŸ“…︎ Nov 03 2016
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What do you call a psychic midget who escapes from prison?

A small medium at large.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/mdeller
πŸ“…︎ Jul 28 2015
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What do you call a midget magician that escaped from prison?

A small medium at large.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/NecroUknown
πŸ“…︎ Feb 14 2021
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What do you call a fortune telling midget who just escaped from prison?

a small medium at large.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/firriki
πŸ“…︎ Jan 11 2021
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Did you see the headline about the psychic midget who escaped from prison???

Small Medium at Large.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Cordur-Oy-Jones
πŸ“…︎ Dec 21 2020
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Prisoner: "I am sorry, I tried to escape."

Guard: "I'm not mad, just disappointed."

(Remember kids, never let your guard down)

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πŸ‘€︎ u/VERBERD
πŸ“…︎ Nov 30 2020
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What do you call a psychic dwarf that escaped from prison?

A small medium at large.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/That-Big-Man-J
πŸ“…︎ May 24 2020
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What do you call a three foot psychic that escaped prison ?

A small medium at large.

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πŸ“…︎ Jun 19 2020
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A dwarf clairvoyant just escaped prison

Police say there is a small medium at large

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ashh640
πŸ“…︎ Aug 18 2020
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A four-foot-tall fourtuneteller escaped from prison.

He was a small medium at large.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/mintyporkchop
πŸ“…︎ Apr 13 2020
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What do you call a psychic dwarf who escaped from prison?

A small medium at large

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πŸ‘€︎ u/The_Dets
πŸ“…︎ Aug 15 2020
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What do you call a midget psychic that's escaped from prison?

A small medium at large

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Rathabro
πŸ“…︎ May 17 2020
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What do you call a psychic gnome who escaped from prison?

A small medium at large.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Tevvi94
πŸ“…︎ May 04 2020
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What do you call a psychic dwarf who escaped prison?

A small medium at large

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πŸ‘€︎ u/awburrou
πŸ“…︎ Mar 05 2020
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What do you call a psychic dwarf who escaped from prison?

A small medium at large

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πŸ‘€︎ u/The_Dets
πŸ“…︎ Dec 04 2019
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Did you hear about the dwarf psychic who escaped from prison?

"SMALL MEDIUM AT LARGE"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/AcidBathVampire
πŸ“…︎ Jan 21 2020
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What do you call a psychic midget who has escaped from prison?

A small medium at large.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Drunky_Bunky
πŸ“…︎ Nov 08 2019
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What do you call a 5 foot psychic that escaped from prison?

A small medium at large.

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πŸ“…︎ Feb 24 2019
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What do you call a psychic midget who has escaped from prison?

A small medium at large

I’m sorry

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Itz_MEx
πŸ“…︎ Sep 01 2018
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What do you call a short psychic who just escaped prison?

A small medium at large

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πŸ‘€︎ u/royaltycube
πŸ“…︎ Mar 13 2019
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How do you call a psychic midget who just escaped prison?

A small medium at large.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/JohnJonesJohnson
πŸ“…︎ Jun 27 2019
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What do call a midget fortune-teller that escaped from prison?

A small medium at large.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/roecaro1HD
πŸ“…︎ Mar 04 2019
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A midget clairvoyant conman escaped prison.

The headline read: β€œSmall Medium at Large!”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ZonieDrew
πŸ“…︎ Sep 02 2019
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What do you call a clairvoyant midget who escaped from prison?

A small medium at large

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πŸ‘€︎ u/johnblu5
πŸ“…︎ Aug 16 2019
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What do you call a psychic midget, escaped from prison?

A small medium at large

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πŸ‘€︎ u/AnnoyingChef
πŸ“…︎ Aug 27 2019
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What do you call a psychic midget who just escaped from prison?

A small medium at large.

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πŸ“…︎ May 10 2019
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What do you call a psychic little person that just escaped from prison?

A small medium at large!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/elmandingus
πŸ“…︎ Jul 14 2019
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