Today I saw a prison guard berating a dwarf inmate who was trying to escape by climbing down a drainpipe.
I thought it was a little condescending.
The man was finally about to escape prison when he realised he forgot something. He ran back and grabbed acne cream. Why?
How did the space criminal escape from the prison planet?
He achieved ESCAPE VELOCITY
A midget escaped from prison by using bed sheets tied together and scaled down the outside wall. He left a note detailing his escape plan, highlighting the prison guards stupidity and incompetence.
The Warden said "he's a little condescending"
I watched a dwarf escape from prison today. As he climbed down the fence, he smirked at me.
I thought to myself, "Hmmm, that's a little condescending."
What do you call a fortune telling dwarf who escapes from prison?
What do you call a dwarven convict who can talk to spirits and escape prison?
I didn't know if I could crawl through heating vents to escape from Mexican prison...
After I duct, I found I conduit!
A convict escapes from prison wearing paper towel shorts.
He’s now got a bounty on his head and his ass.
Did you hear about the midget psychic that escaped from prison?
Yeah, there's a small medium at large
Authorities are searching for a four-foot tall woman who recently escaped from prison in upstate New York. She was serving a five year sentence for fraud after convincing a number of victims that she was a powerful psychic.
Now she's a small medium at large.
Prisoner: "I'm sorry I tried to escape. "
Guard: "I'm not mad. Just very disappointed. "
REMEMBER KIDS....NEVER LET YOUR GUARD DOWN.
Prisoner - I am sorry. I tried to escape
Guard - I am not mad. I am just.....disappointed.
Moral - DONT LET YIUR GUARD DOWN
What do you call a chubby psychic?
Did you hear the one about the guy who escaped prison covered in wasps nests?
What do you call a tiny phycic who has escaped from prison
A small medium at large
I'll see myself out
An escaped prisoner was caught camping out in the woods ....
.... it was a clear case of criminal in tent.
Two prisoners were escaping down a ladder...
Two prisoners were escaping down a ladder. While the seasoned prisoner at the top watched for guards, the new prisoner went down the ladder first and slowly. Once the ladder was clear, the seasoned prisoner slid down in just three seconds, then he scolded the new prisoner for being so slow. The new prisoner replied, "Well, look at mister con descending here."
Prisoner Escaped
Guard: Inmate #2276 escaped sir!
Warden: WHAT! How long ago?
Guard: There was a random search last night at 8:30, so figure he's been on the lamb for about 8 hours.
Warden: Oh thank God, what a relief.
Guard: How so sir? That's a hell of a long time to be missing.
Warden: Yes, but imagine how far he'd be if he was on the horse.
The man was finally about to escape prison when he realised he forgot something. He ran back and grabbed acne cream. Why?
Did you here about the dwarf climbing over the wall to escape prison?
He fell!
It was a little condescending.
What do you call a Psychic Dwarf that recently escapes from a federal prison?
What do you call a gnome with ESP that escapes from prison?
A midget who is an pyschic escapes prison.
There is an call going that there is an small medium at large.
What do you call a short fortune teller who escapes from prison?
What do yo call a psychic midget that escapes from prison?
What do you call a psychic midget who escapes from prison?
An infamous psychic dwarf has escaped from the local prison!
There's a small medium at large.
A psychic midget escaped from prison.
There's a small medium at large.
What do you call a midget magician that escaped from prison?
Did you hear about the psychic midget that escaped from prison?
News paper headline read “small medium at large”
What do you call a fortune telling midget who just escaped from prison?
Did you see the headline about the psychic midget who escaped from prison???
Prisoner: "I am sorry, I tried to escape."
Guard: "I'm not mad, just disappointed."
(Remember kids, never let your guard down)
What do you call a psychic dwarf that escaped from prison?
What do you call a three foot psychic that escaped prison ?
A four-foot-tall fourtuneteller escaped from prison.
He was a small medium at large.
A dwarf clairvoyant just escaped prison
Police say there is a small medium at large
What do you call a psychic dwarf who escaped from prison?
What do you call a midget psychic that's escaped from prison?
What do you call a psychic gnome who escaped from prison?
What do you call a psychic dwarf who escaped prison?
What do you call a psychic dwarf who escaped from prison?
What do you call a 5 foot psychic that escaped from prison?
What do you call a psychic midget who has escaped from prison?
A small medium at large
I’m sorry
Did you hear about the dwarf psychic who escaped from prison?
What do you call a psychic midget who has escaped from prison?
What do you call a short psychic who just escaped prison?
What do call a midget fortune-teller that escaped from prison?
How do you call a psychic midget who just escaped prison?
A midget clairvoyant conman escaped prison.
The headline read: “Small Medium at Large!”
What do you call a clairvoyant midget who escaped from prison?
What do you call a psychic midget, escaped from prison?
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