In other words, he was a super-calloused fragile mystic suffering from halitosis.
Because he was also a neck-romancer.
With that, John got in line and when it was his turn the Pastor asked, " John, what do you want me to pray for you?"
John replied, "Pastor, I need you to pray for help with my hearing."
The Pastor put one finger of one hand on John's ear, placed his other hand on top of John's head, and then prayed and prayed and the whole congregation joined in with much enthusiasm. After a few minutes, the Pastor removed his hands, stood back and asked: "John, how is your hearing now?"
John answered, "I don't know. My hearing is actually next Thursday in the "Magistrate Court."
Then I thought, "stop judging yourself, you bastard!"
G sus
It varies, they're all in sects.
Unfortunately now we’ve got a load of confirmed cases...
Three nuns were praying on a park bench when a man walks up and flashes them.
1st nun had a stroke, the 2nd nun also had a stroke.
The 3rd one was too slow!
lettuce pray...
Lettuce pray.
It varies. They are all in sects.
God Damnit
In the Mosquito
but I got tired of waiting.
Pray to ELOhim.
They pray to Cod all the time.
PrayStation
You add the bed, subtract the clothes, divide the legs and pray you don't multiply.
The wolves may be predators but he pray
They’re getting very holey
I told her not to make it a habit.
"Well prayed"
The taberNaCl.
(I would apologize, but this is /dadjokes)
(X-posted to jokes.)
It's also how I use my debit card
So a dad walks in on his daughter praying. She said, “I pray for mommy, I pray for daddy, I pray for grandma, and goodbye grandpa.” The dad didn’t know what she meant. But the next day, the grandpa died. The dad thought it was just a coincidence, until the next day the daughter said, “I pray for mommy, I pray for daddy, and goodbye grandma.” The father thought it was odd but went to bed. The next day the grandma died. The dad was terrified, he heard the daughter say, “I pray to mommy and goodbye daddy.” The dad the next day was restless. Then, at night he realized nothing was going to happen. He said to his wife, “ I had the most horrible day.” The wife replied, I did to the milkman died at the door step today.”
1st kid: "Do you also pray before every meal?"
2nd kid: "NO, my mum knows how to cook. "
So that both of us are in a la mode.
Lettuce pray.
They're in sects.
