A list of puns related to "Prays"
Fake noose!
It dependsβ¦they are all in sects.
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3.14 percent of sailors are pi-rates.
5/4 of people admit theyβre bad at fractions.
A bartender broke up with her boyfriend, but he kept asking her for another shot.
A brain walks into a bar and takes a seat. βIβd like some wings and a pint of beer, please,β it says. βSorry, but I canβt serve you,β the bartender replies. βYouβre out of your head.β
A cheeseburger walks into a bar. The bartender says, 'Sorry, we don't serve food here.'
A college education now costs $100,000, but it produces three very proud people: the student, his mama, and his pauper.
A couple of cups of yogurt walk into a country club. βWe donβt serve your kind here,β the bartender says. βWhy not?β one yogurt asks. βWeβre cultured.β
A friend of mine didnβt pay his exorcist. He got repossessed.
A friend of mine is known for sweeping girls off their feet. Heβs an extremely aggressive janitor.
A guy walks into a bar, and thereβs a horse serving drinks. The horse asks, βWhat are you staring at? Havenβt you ever seen a horse tending bar before?β The guy says, βItβs not that. I just never thought the parrot would sell the place.β
A guy walks into a bar...and he was disqualified from the limbo contest.
A pirate walks into a bar with a paper towel on his head. The bartender says, βWhatβs with the paper towel?β The pirate says, βArrr! Iβve got a Bounty on me head!β
A turtle is crossing the road when heβs mugged by two snails. When the police ask him what happened, the shaken turtle replies, βI donβt know. It all happened so fast.β
Armed robbersβsome say theyβre a drain on society, but youβve got to give it to them.
Barbersβ¦you have to take your hat off to them.
Can February March? No, but April May!
Cooking out this weekend? Donβt forget the pickle. Itβs kind of a big dill.
Dad, can you put my shoes on? No, I don't think they'll fit me.
Dad, can you put the cat out? I didn't know it was on fire.
Dad, did you get a haircut? No, I got them all cut!
Dad: Did you hear about the kidnapping at school? Son: No. What happened? Dad: The teacher woke him up.
Daughter: I have a lot of friends named Nathan. Thereβs Nathan Miller, Nathan Radcliff, Nathan Lewisβ¦ Me: When they are together, do you call them the United Nathans?
Dear Math, grow up and solve your own problems.
Did I tell you the time I fell in love during a backflip? I was heels over head!
Did you hear about the aquatic sea mammals that escape
... keep reading on reddit β‘Guess i have to try it without r
...pew pew pew!!!
a budapest.
She just could not stand to watch it!
Hawky
Cheesus Christ.
Because it was holey cheese.
You're welcome.
In other words, he was a super-calloused fragile mystic suffering from halitosis.
1st kid: "Do you always pray before every meal ?"
2nd kid: "No...My mum knows how to cook."
It's always a love/ate relationship
... for they don't give a shit.- Gandhi
They are both birds of pray
The Romaine Empire has fallen, Lettuce pray
Unfortunately now weβve got a load of confirmed cases...
Lettuce pray. My dad: Oh my gourd....
A Praying Mantis.
Yes I thought of this joke, no im not sorry.
Because they had beef between them.
They pray on their neigh's to God so that they can maintain their stable life.
It varies, they're all in sects.
G sus
The Synadogue
Three nuns were praying on a park bench when a man walks up and flashes them.
1st nun had a stroke, the 2nd nun also had a stroke.
The 3rd one was too slow!
I guess the cow is Cattle-ic
What is their faith?
It depends. They're all in sects.
Lettuce Pray
Lettuce pray
They're in sects.
Itβs Putin people in a bad situation.
(Sorry. My Dad said this while we were watching the news and it made me snort. Thought Iβd share.
It is really horrible still, and I pray for the people of Ukraine. πππΊπ¦)
A bird of pray
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