Pp&e Puns

A list of puns related to "Pp&e"

Why are the best bureaucrats nudists?

Because they really know how to mind their PPs and Qs as well as dotting their Is and crossing their TTs.

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👤︎ u/Frank-Li
📅︎ Apr 04 2021
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It was my cake day yesterday...

To tell the truth it was pretty crummy

PS: it was, and it was PPS: looking forward to the real joke in the comments.

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👤︎ u/Caprica_City
📅︎ Nov 27 2020
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I got my son a PS5 like he wanted... the note read...

Dear son,

Merry Christmas!

PS: do your homework.

PPS: do your chores.

PPPS: go outside and play and stop playing video games

PPPPS: you're a fatboy, fattie. You eat too much crap food.

PPPPPS: we're shipping you off to military school next year!

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👤︎ u/thomasbrakeline
📅︎ Nov 24 2020
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How do you call a river that got castrated?

...A miss his PP.

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👤︎ u/MyHeadIsALemon
📅︎ Apr 26 2020
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What are your favourite type of witches?

Mine are sand-witches

I'll walk myself out.

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👤︎ u/KiRo88TheMLGNoob
📅︎ Jul 14 2016
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Not sure if this has been here before, but it popped up on my dashboard today...

http://i.imgur.com/PTQiPpB.png

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👤︎ u/Chiiwa
📅︎ Jan 17 2014
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