there is a serious lack of possible bear puns, can any of you think of more?
The problem with bears as a pun topic is that there are only 6 possible puns and most of them are stretches.
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bear double meaning with tolerate
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pandanother thing
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grizzly double meaning with horrific
4)kodiak double meaning with camera
5)koalalifications
6)and Ursidae the family classification can be shortened to sound like ursa and be used instead of "or so" like in the phrase "or so i was told".
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︎ Sep 28 2012
When registering for college classes, pick ones taught by heterosexual Canadians whenever possible.
They always give straight "eh"s.
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︎ May 24 2021
A century ago, two brothers insisted that it was possible to fly ...
... and as you can see, they were Wright
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︎ Jan 18 2021
In most parts of the world, it's possible to catch a cold.
In Russia cold always catch you
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︎ Jun 01 2021
The two men stared intensely at each other over the chessboard, neither one making a move. Suddenly, one of the men gasped in horror and shouted, "How is this possible? You must be taught by the Soviets!"
The other smirked and replied, "Czech, mate."
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︎ May 12 2021
I've invented a new talent contest where you have to dress up as a sailor and eat spinach as fast as possible....
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︎ May 01 2021
If a muffin goes wrong in the worst possible moment...
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︎ Apr 09 2021
I don't get how it's possible to reduce the social distancing requirement from six feet to three feet.
In almost all cases its impossible to have three feet between 2 people.
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︎ Mar 19 2021
I finally found a genie in a bottle! So I asked if it would be possible to change French positives to Spanish...
He replied, "oui shall sΓ."
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︎ Mar 05 2021
Does anyone know if it's possible to have a skin graft taken from a buttock to donate to someone who isn't a relative?
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︎ Feb 08 2021
A robot from the future decided to avoid eliminating its target for as long as possible
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︎ Feb 26 2021
NASA scientists say it may be possible to live on Mars.
What a load of rubbish, I tried it and now I'm five stones heavier and diabetic.
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︎ Dec 27 2020
Dwayne Johnson is a really nice guy, so he always makes sure he's as close to the wall as possible...
He hates putting anyone between The Rock and a hard place.
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︎ Nov 06 2020
I once sat next to a baby on a 10 hour flight. I had no idea that it was possible for someone to cry for 10 hours straight.
Even the baby was impressed.
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︎ Oct 06 2020
Iβm awaiting reply, but itβs possible I was deleted entirely.
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︎ Jun 20 2020
What's the best possible reward for a k'ow know joke?
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︎ Jul 27 2020
As soon as space travel is possible, Iβm moving from the Milky Way to the Soymilky Way galaxy
Iβm galactose intolerant
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︎ Jan 24 2019
In my my neighbor's home, their huge dog frequently sleeps at the landing at the top of their tall staircase causing a possible tripping hazard. Good advice to them....
Persons in their household should watch their steps, particularly early risers.
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︎ Sep 22 2020
Puns in the fastest time possible.
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︎ May 31 2020
Today I found out that the coldest possible temperature is -273 degrees Celsius
All my life I thought it was something else but whatever, itβs OK.
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︎ May 27 2020
Long ago, a couple of dudes claimed that human flight was possible.
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︎ Jun 07 2020
Have you heard about the new game getting released? Itβs AI is 20 years ahead of itβs time, graphics are truly real life, an open world concept where anything you want to do is truly possible. Itβs called:
Go outside and ride your bike
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︎ Jun 25 2020
I don't thing reformation of the police is possible...
After all, Andy, Sting, and Stewart have each had success with other solo projects.
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︎ Jun 04 2020
In the future it will be possible to incubate humans in artificial uteri. If you want yours in the one by the window, it will be more expensive.
After all, it always costs more for a womb with a view.
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︎ Jun 17 2020
A couple expecting a baby girl made a long list of possible names for a girl child, but only one name in the event that they have a boy. They ended up having a boy.
He was named Justin Case.
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︎ Mar 18 2020
The world has been taken storm by jokes exploiting the different possible meanings of words or the fact that there are words which sound alike but have different meanings.
Stay safe everyone. This is a global pundemic.
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︎ Mar 17 2020
Tried to fit as many sushi puns in as possible
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︎ Jun 11 2019
I asked my nephew how old his dad was and he said βsixβ and I said that canβt be possible your six
He then said βheβs been a dad since I was bornβ
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︎ Jan 31 2020
When you work together, anything is possible...
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︎ Jan 07 2020
Leaving the name in because this deserves all the credit possible (post linked in comments)
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︎ Apr 20 2019
Plz halp, I need as many vegetable puns as possible ASAP, the epic vegetable pun battle of the century is now being waged and I am quickly running out of ammo while the enemy shows no signs of retreat
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︎ Jul 22 2018
Is it possible to get a skin graft from your butt?
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︎ Dec 03 2019
Dad, how is it possible to drink juice using a straw?
Well, hun, pv=nrt.
(Too nerdy?... I think so.. but made me chuckle so sharing for you all loser dads out there)
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︎ Oct 01 2019
Everyone insisted it isn't possible.
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︎ Apr 27 2019
Itβs only possible to be friends with 25 letters of the alphabet.
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︎ Oct 12 2019
My family's on vacation in the US, and my dad keeps making the same joke whenever possible.
Dad: [Comments on something pointless]
Me: No one cares, dad.
Dad: I care.
Me: No one else does.
Dad: Obamacare.
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︎ Aug 18 2014
A blind man was at the doctorβs when the doctor mentioned a possible cure for his vision problems.
Thereβs a solution in sight.
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︎ Jul 14 2018
he FACES possible suspension
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︎ Feb 27 2019
I'm finding that as I get older, I am becoming more and more resistant to change. It makes me uncomfortable, and I try to avoid it whenever possible.
I mean, dollar bills are so much easier to carry around.
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︎ Apr 30 2014
Does anybody know if its possible to take a skin graft from your buttocks and put it on somebody who isn't family?
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︎ Jan 02 2019
Whenever I play sports, I want as many Canadians as possible on my team.
They always bring their 'eh' game.
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︎ May 25 2018
A century ago, two brothers claimed that it was possible to fly.
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Does anyone know if it's possible to take a skin graft from your buttocks and put it on somebody who isn't family?
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