Ports Puns

They were able to place the casket in the grave after the third attempt.

Oinkers Away!

He must have a shitty job.

So they can Scan da Navy in

but believe you are a Display Port

Perhaps you are a "transport"?

AV in.

Why?

Because of pier pressure.

report it

He kept his log in his cabin.

The scuba diver turns to the marine and says "I can't handle this job anymore, I undergo too much pressure"

The marine looks at the diver and tells him "It may be hard now, but once you get used to it it'll all be smooth sailing"

It's a gateway wine

Me: "I prefer Starboard."

Not actually a dad, but I feel like this is the right place.

So when they come back to port they can Scandinavian.

So when they pull into port, the workers can Scandinavian.

So when they return to port they can scan de navy in.......

Attire.

So when they pull up to port, they can Scandanavian

Guess that makes him a U.S. bee driver.

A USB

Arrest room!

It’s so when they enter the port, they can Scandinavian.

So when they enter port, they can Scandinavian!

Once upon a time there was a pirate captain who was the most amazing best captain a crew could ever ask for. His crew loved him more than anything and would do absolutely anything for him.

One day as they were sailing, a crew member In the crows nest shouts, “one ship off the port side!” Immediately the captain yells at his crew, “Men! Bring me my red shirt!”

Slightly confused, the men hesitate for a second and then hurry off to bring the captain his red shirt. Amazingly they win the battle!

The men are so happy and thankful their captain brought them safely through the battle they don’t even care why the captain wanted his red shirt.

A few months of sailing some more, again the man in the crows nest yells, “Two ships off the port side!” Quickly the captain screams, “Men! Bring me my red shirt!” The crew doesn’t hesitate this time to get him his red shirt and what do you know? They win this battle too!!

The crew is astounded at their captains awesomeness!!! They honestly could not find anyone better. This time though the crew stops a moment and asks the captain, “Why do you always have us bring you your red shirt?”

The captain replies, “Well men, if I get stabbed the blood will blend into my red shirt and it will look like I’m not hurt so that you will all fight as hard as if I were still alive.”

The men can’t believe what they hear! How could they be so lucky as to have a captain so incredibly smart and courageous??!!

Two seconds later, “TWENTY SEVEN SHIPS OFF THE PORT SIDE!!!!!!!”

Calmly, with an even tone, the captain says, “Men, bring me my brown pants.”

That way, whenever one of them comes into port, they can Scandinavian.

The Port side.

Port-raiture

So when they get back to port they can Scandinavian!

So when they get back to port, they can Scandinavian

So that when they come back to the port they can "scan-di-navian"

It's so when they all come to port they can Scandinavian.

So when they come back to port they can Scandinavian

So when they come back to port they can Scandinavian

So when they come back to port they can Scandinavyin.

So when they come back to port they can scandinavian

So when they return to port they can Scandinavian.

So when they come back to port, they can Scandinavian.

So when they come back to port, they can Scandinavian

So when they get back to port, they can Scandinavian.

So that when they come to port, they can Scandinavian.

So when they return to port, they can Scandinavian

So when they come back to port they can Scandinavian.

So when they return to port, they can Scandinavian!

So when they come back to port they can scandinavian

So when they come in to port, they can scan the navy in. (Scandinavian)

So when they come back to port they can...

Scandinavian

So when they come back to port they can Scandinavian.