People usually say, “let’s blow this popsicle stand,” when they are at a place where people are cold and have the proverbial, “stick up their ass.”
You think THAT’S depressing? You know what’s REALLY depressing?
Those popsicle sticks in the doctor’s office!
What kind of driver never gets a ticket?
A screwdriver.
Edit: I have tonsillitis and have been living off popsicles with jokes on the sticks.
[Meta] Can anyone think of a good dad joke gift idea?
I wanted to make my Dad a chainsaw for Christmas, but I'm not sure if we have the saw and I don't want to ruin a perfectly good chain for it.
Can anyone think of another dad joke gift, like a quarter pounder with cheese?
EDIT: I did the quarter-pounder with cheese. I used little rubber bands, (The kind kids make bracelets from) popsicle sticks and a rolled-up piece of sturdy paper. If anybody wants to make it, let me know and I'll go into more detail.
Overheard this one at a fast food restaurant
A Dad At Nearby Table: What is the difference between Dr. Pepper and Mr. Pibb?
(Silence)
Dad: A PhD!
/Good enough for popsicle sticks
