A list of puns related to "Pop Goes The Weasel"
A weasel walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Wow I never served a weasel before. What can I get you?"
"Pop," goes the weasel.
Looked at me and said "Pop!..." I assumed he was prompting me to sing, so I finished "goes the weasel!" Instead, he looked at me, smiled, and whispered. "No. Pop goes the waffle."
He got his bedtime toaster waffle snack that night.
The weasel asks, “What can I have?”
The bartender replies, “I have bottled water, juice, energy drinks, and pop.”
“Pop!” goes the weasel..
"Tea," says the mouse. "Water," says the giraffe. "Pop," goes the weasel.
And “Pop!” goes the weasel.
"Wow," says the bartender. "In all my years of bartending I've never served a weasel before! What can I get for you?"
"Pop," goes the weasel.
My dad and I love dumb jokes and he told me this one last week XD so far I've gotten cringes and dumb stares when telling it.
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POP Goes the weasel
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“Pop.” Goes the weasel.
A weasel walks into a bar.
The Bartender says, "Wow, I've never served a weasel before. What can I get you?"
"Pop," goes the weasel.
“Pop”, goes the weasel.
"Pop", goes the weasel.
The barman says " I've never served a weasel before what would you like " "Pop" goes the weasel
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" "Pop," goes the weasel.
A weasel walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Wow, I've never served a weasel before. What can i get you?"
"Pop" Goes the weasel
“Pop,”goes the weasel.
“Pop” goes the weasel
"Pop!" Goes the weasel.
“Wow, I’ve never served a weasel before! What can I get you?”, says the bartender.
“Pop”, goes the weasel.
The bartender says "Wow in all my years I've never seen a weasel walk into my bar! What can I get you?"
"Pop" goes the weasel.
The bartender says, “Wow! I’ve never served a weasel before. What Can I get ya?”
“Pop.” Goes the Weasel.
Bartender asks what he would like. "Pop," goes the weasel.
The bartender looks up and says "Wow! In all my years tending bar, I've never had a weasel stop by. What can I get you?"
"Pop," goes the weasel.
Pop, goes the weasel.
A weasel walks into a bar, bartender says: wow, I’ve never served a weasel before, what’ll it be? Pop, goes the weasel.
The bartender says, "Wow, in all my time bartending, I've never had a weasel come in. What can I get you?"
"Pop", goes the weasel.
“Pop.” goes the weasel.
Saunters up to the bar, the barkeeper asks “What’ll you have?”
“Pop.” Goes the weasel.
The bartender looks up and says, "Wow! In all my years tending bar, I've never had a weasel stop by. What can I get you?
"Pop." goes the weasel.
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