I tried to cheat during my jog by taking a shortcut through some bushes, but I didn’t realize it was poison ivy...
That was a rash decision.
I think my friend who owns the apiary got into some poison ivy or something during a hike in the woods...
He has hives.
I licked some poison that instantly produces amnesia.
Can't remember its name, but it just was on the tip of my tongue.
Why didn’t the man die when he drank poison?
He was in the living room.
There is a clear difference between a poison dart frog and a bullfrog.
As if it wasn't obvious enough...
They're two toad-ally different things!
2 puns, 1 post. Resistol (resist all) poison. This type of hat is called a Cattleman, hence the name “The Rattleman”
After having an allergic reaction to poison ivy I decided not to get it treated...
man have I made a rash decision
My wife offered me some benadryl for my poison ivy, but I told her I'd have to think about it.
I don't want to make any rash decisions right away.
Andy's aunt on The Andy Griffith Show got poison ivy on her arm and all she did was complain...
She was Bee-itchy!
Why was Batman not attracted to Poison Ivy?
Because of her breasts-in-plants
What do you call a room that's littered full of mouse traps and poison cheese?
Mouseschwitz...
Why did the woman who wanted to poison her husband, cross the road?
To get to the other cyanide.
Did you guys hear about the new Oxygen-Potassium based poison?
Scientists were really worried about it at first, but then realized it was O K.
My wife asked me to spray ant poison
I didn't do it because I didn't want my uncle to feel bad.
My friend said the poison cover he put on his mattress didn't kill the bugs.
I asked if he tried this.
Dadjoked by my boss after I sprayed ant poison all around the building...
Boss: I'm gonna call this spray 'Pink Panther'.
Me: Why?
Boss: Dead-ant, dead-ant, dead-ant, dead-ant, dead-ant, dead-ant, dead-aaaaaaaaant!
I took a shortcut through some bushes, but didn’t realize I was walking into poison ivy...
That was a rash decision.
