I finally feel better now that I’ve got an emotional outlet.
Short conversation with my son yesterday driving home from skiing:
Son: Dad, my ears are plugged.
Me: My ears are ears.
You listen to pop.
"Get into mAh belly"
I guess with great power comes great responsibility.
...We were walking through the lounge room with the cord still plugged in to my belt and I said to my wife, "Hey baby! Look at me! I'm a walk-man!"
But it's too late....she sank.
An electric sock!
Don't do that I'll dyson!
It was fine after she plugged the life support back in.
Because it had seen some shit.
Now, every time I plug it into my computer it says: “The Titanic is syncing”
She wanted something to Putin her butt
I must conduct an investigation
I simply refused.
They're in a car in the middle of nowhere. Suddenly, the car starts making noise and stops completely.
The electrician quickly says: it must be the spark plugs! I will take a look and change them.
The mecanician responds : no it's the transmission! I gotta jack the car and make sure the clutch is ok.
The informatician confidently asks: what if we just get out of the car and come right back in?
I just now vacuumed the whole house to discover the vacuum was not plugged in.
It loses its cool.
The beans are ground.
But it was all bark and no byte
It was a sound investment
He was annoyed because I unplugged this really loud fan, I told him to chill out and when he plugged it back in I ask are we cool now?
Me; the moons almost full.
Dad; there's a plug at the bottom, drain it out.
Ffs.
He told me he thought that with a battery-powered car it would be a good idea to have a Charger as well.
My 14 year old daughter got up from the table after eating a bowl of cereal, so I told her to put the milk away. Then we had this exchange:
"Before you put that back in the fridge, why don't you plug it into the iPhone charger on the counter first?"
"What? What are you talking about?"
"Yeah, you gotta charge up that milk. It's only at one percent!"
I say it so often now that my kids stopped eating cereal, and have pretty much cut dairy from their diets.
Because it's heavy metal
Ah well, I’ll just keep plugging away and try again.
It was electrifying conversation.
...that they had to go and make USB?
They were to small, so i respond with well there goes $0.99 down the drain
"No wonder honey, you always want to be in charge "
Of course I said a wall socket.
Coworker comes in holding an ethernet cord and asks if we have a jack in this office.
"Nope. It's just me, Andrew, and Jet."
I Renamed my iPod The Titanic, so when I plug it in, it says “The Titanic is syncing.”
