A platyposse
The Beaver didn't have any bills
Duck billed Platypus.
Parry the platypus
That's wild.
I got penguin. A penguin walks into a bar and looks around. Says "sorry. I thought this was a formal event." Challenge me.
Perrywrinkle!
Because they all have fowl mouths.
Doobie doobie doobah
Making them the only animals on the planet capable of whipping their own custard
A platypus
A plaidypus
Because they fit the bill.
Because he was a Billionaire
'cause the bill is up front
It tastes great until you get the bill.
He's not like all the otters.
A platypus
(From my 4 year old daughter while I did her hair this morning)
Not quite as tragic, but it manifested into something which has haunted me at my job for years.
When I was a little kid learning about the world around me, my dad was naturally the font of all knowledge for me, He would answer all of little snippersmith's questions with his own unique insights and anecdotes teaching me of my surroundings with varying degrees of accuracy.
One day In a picture book, I encountered a photo of one of natures most bizarre creatures, the mighty duck billed platypus. Filled with curiosity of this bizarre creature and an Inability to read a young snippersmith asked his father what this creature was called, To which his father replied,
That's a Quackopotamous.....
As is a highly likely situation in day to day life the Platypus (or indeed the Quackopotamous), did not come into conversation for another 17 years, Until of course the Platypus came into conversation around the lunch table at a now grown up snippersmith's full time place of work.
I have not been allowed to forget I thought the Platypus was called a Quackopotamous, Indeed I am reminded on a daily basis by my colleagues, by my nickname Quackopotamous .
Thanks Dad.
EDIT 1: Holy Cow this took off! Gold! thank you so much.
Parry the platypus.
Today we were having lunch in a fancy restaurant for my cousin's birthday.
The conversation turned to which unusual animals people had eaten and what they tasted like. My cousin goes "I wonder what platypus tastes like, fish?"
Boyfriend: "I've heard platypus is great until you get the bill"
He is constantly saying shit like this... he can't help himself.
He orders a drink, and asks for the check.
Duck billed platypus.
Edit: Thanks guys.
He orders a few drinks, then asks for the bill.....Duck billed platypus.
He finishes his drink and asks for his check.
Duck billed platypus.
Duck billed platypus.
Duck billed platypus.
He finishes his drink and asks for the check.
Duck billed Platypus.
He finishes his drink and asks for the check.
Duck billed Platypus.
He finishes his meal and goes up to pay for it.
Duck billed platypus.
He has a drink, and asks for the check.
Duck billed Platypus.
