A list of puns related to "Plastic Bags"
Ok masters of reddit, continue the pun.
Me: Either, I'm bisacktual.
I always forget to packet.
It's pretty plane to see why.
So i got three bags and cut the poop into turds which fixed the problem.
Doesnt matter I'm bi-sacksual
Before you let your kids get a puppy, take the Puppy Test.
Best taken in the autumn or mid winter.
I was helping my daughter pack her car today, getting ready to leave tomorrow morning. She had a set of plastic stacking drawers wedged into her car, but in getting it there, it had come apart some, so we had to take it out to tape it together better. There was a black plastic bag leaning against it, and in all the wriggling, the drawers tore a small hole in the plastic bag. After taping the drawers, I noticed a small piece of the black plastic stuck to the drawers. I took it off and tried to give it to my daughter, saying, "Here's your hole," but of course she didn't want it, so I put it (you see this coming already, don't you?) in my pocket, and said, "Now I have a hole in my pocket." Her eye-roll was hilarious.
(Does anyone else remember a similar bit from the "Yellow Submarine" movie?)
My brother: You have bags under your eyes. Me: Huh? turns to dad Do I have bags under my eyes? Dad: Paper or plastic?
Her: hey, go grab a garbage bag to clean all this stuff up.
Him: (grabs a garbage bag)
Her: no! A plastic bag to put garbage in, not an actual garbage bag!
Him: That doesn't make sense mom.
Her: I don't make sense! I make dollars!
She didn't have very many items so I asked if she needed a bag.
She said she didn't need one, that she wanted to save a few plastic trees.
In the daddest way possible, I simply chuckled and nodded as she walked away into a misty fog of humor and bliss.
She was tried out a novel way of shifting the brownies into a plastic bag by placing the glass pan in the bag, and then swiftly turning the whole thing upside down so the brownies fell out as a whole. It didn't go well at all.
Mom: "Oooohhh damn, they all broke apart."
Me from the kitchen table: "At least they can rest in pieces now."
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